Everybody, this is Lovely Wife. Lovely Wife, this is everybody.
I finally exposed myself to her over the weekend. No, not that way - I do that on a hourly regular basis. I mean I finally gave up on trying to get the blog exactly the way I wanted it before inviting her in. Being anal retentive as I am I realized that I could be facing retirement before I actually get it "just right". And besides, if I can't show some warts to my wife who can I show them to? And more importantly, would that person pay me anything for a wart showing?
Anyway, she loves the blog and my near godliness has been reinforced in her eyes. Hopefully she'll be a regular reader and commenter. Who knows? Maybe I'll even get her to start her own weblog eventually.
Everyboy say "hi" now and welcome my sweet baby to the wide world of weblogging.
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Hello, Lovely Wife! Please excuse my language here as sometimes I get carried away. I will try real hard to be a nice boy from now on... over here anyway!
Posted by: The Bartender at November 24, 2003 05:11 AM (9bPNF)
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Hello and welcome! It's nice to meet you, we've heard so much about you!
Does this mean we have to stop with the Jim-and-Cow-of-his-dreams jokes? Cause we weren't talking about you, I swear. We are really discussing bovines.
Mostly because we try to find humor under a rock. Sorry.
And I am the one who comments here who lives in Sweden, is mother to Luuk, and is usually causing some kind of HTML chaos. Your dear husband always fixes it. You should keep him, he must be handy around a web site!
Posted by: Helen at November 24, 2003 05:28 AM (k78uM)
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Welcome LW. Now can you please do something about that cow photo.
Posted by: Simon at November 24, 2003 05:34 AM (UKqGy)
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Hello evrybody,
so the cat is out of the bag (hat?) and I am exposed,yes,I am a cow (ops!).You may keep ripping the jokes.The picture....I've tried,believe me I did but once a man is in love,there is nothing you can do about it,I just can't get him to remove my picture (have you ever seen our kids??).
If I may add about Luuk:I wonder if any of you would be willing to "mail" arround my children,too.That way I would be able to have some time for myself and start the suggested "own weblog"?:-)
Enough sarcasm (I am famous for it,just asked G,he hates me for it).
And Dear Hubby...how about you replace that cow photo with the one where you flash your naked behind in front of your MOTHERS camera?:-)))))
Simon,thats all I can do for you.
Ya'all have a wonderfull day!
Posted by: LW at November 24, 2003 08:43 AM (fkewd)
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Not fair! That butt picture was from when I was like 5 years old! Or was it last year? So hard to keep these things straight.
Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2003 08:56 AM (IOwam)
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Yet another innocent soul sacrificed to the Glog Bods!
We're very glad to have you, LW
And for the record, I kinda like the cow pic. Except those cow veins... kinda creepy.
Posted by: LeeAnn at November 24, 2003 09:15 AM (HxCeX)
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Jim,I've got a "fresh" one (from last night or so??).:-)
LeeAnn..those vains...three kids and a hubby will do that to ya.So just you k now for future references.O:-/
Posted by: LW at November 24, 2003 10:39 AM (fkewd)
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Greeting Lovely Wife. I've always thought that Jim Jim's blog needed a woman's touch. Or a woman's bitch slap...you know, whatever works.
Posted by: Don at November 24, 2003 12:24 PM (e6au8)
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I am not sure how far I would be able to do the bitch slapping or else.People tempt (or elect) to forget that I have to live with this person for the next ??? years.:-)
Posted by: LW at November 24, 2003 01:18 PM (fkewd)
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Hi LW, nice to see (read?) you!
Wow,??? years is a long time. I wish you all the luck in the world, as my recent divorce sadly came after only ??. I had so hoped it could last...
Posted by: rick at November 24, 2003 04:30 PM (oA/Vb)
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I am sorry to hear that.:-(
If it helps...I had to work myself through a few "miss marriages" (not that we actually were married but anyways..) before this one came along.The trick lies in the domination fo your "better" half. O:=)))
Posted by: LW at November 24, 2003 10:48 PM (fkewd)
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LW, on reflection, if it's that cow photo or Jim's backside, let's just leave the cow. Please.
Posted by: Simon at November 25, 2003 03:34 AM (UKqGy)
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Hmmm...domination...LW, you give some good advice! Now all I need is a well-behaved submissive.
Posted by: rick at November 25, 2003 09:48 AM (oA/Vb)
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They are all over the place.ICQ,MSN Messenger...etc..:-))))
Posted by: LW at November 25, 2003 01:33 PM (fkewd)
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Greetings LW! My BSU (Beloved Spousal Unit) is aware of my blog but figures bloggers are like those "cat people, the folks with 37 cats in their trailer." So I don't get any respect about mine.
And Jim, we must be related, 'cause there's a bunch of pictures of my brothers that are full moons! Not me mind you, my brothers...
Posted by: Nate at November 25, 2003 07:59 PM (H27u0)
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