October 17, 2003

A taste explosion!

Chip Maker Finds Bombs Among Potatoes

SALEM, Ore. - Workers at a Kettle Foods potato chip plant were feeding potatoes into a machine that sorts out stones and other debris this week when a 3-pound military bomb popped out.

General manager Marc Cramer said the shipment from a Pasco, Wash., farm also contained a second bomb.

Police determined they were dummy military ordnance left over from a time when the military used the farm as a practice bombing range.

Cramer said Kettle Foods has a painstaking inspection process to cull all debris from potatoes.

Maybe we should contract airport security to Kettle Foods?

Posted by: Jim at 11:29 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 You can't detonate just one.

Posted by: Anna at October 18, 2003 09:19 AM (uvamW)

2 Damn! Why couldn't I have thought of that one?

Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2003 11:49 AM (IOwam)

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