July 20, 2004

He got the fever!

Wow! Is there anything that people won't do to impress The Cheesmistres of Chaos? If there is, I certainly can't think of it:

Police Arrest Cheese-Covered Naked Man

Police found Monn's Jeep parked near the pool and then noticed his clothes and a bottle of vodka in the vehicle.

Then, they saw the naked man running toward the Jeep. Officials say he had cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders.

(Hat tip to Phillip Coons)

Posted by: Jim at 07:42 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 ha! bathed himself in cheese.

Posted by: pylorns at July 20, 2004 10:02 AM (FTYER)

2 I hear cheese is an effective lubricant, but only in the processed-tube form. He must have got it wrong and went for the fondue stuff.

Posted by: Helen at July 20, 2004 01:28 PM (pS7+B)

3 Just processed tube cheese? What about spray cheese? That has certain distinct advantages for lubricant application.

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2004 01:34 PM (IOwam)

4 Anything that can be done with spray cheese, I know about it. From... er, from reading about it. In disreputable magazines. And rumors. Yeah. That's it.

Posted by: LeeAnn at July 20, 2004 04:32 PM (HxCeX)

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