hoppin' through the forest,

scoopin' up the field mice

and boppin' em on the head.

And down came the Blue Fairy, and she said:



Little Bunny FooFoo

I don't want to see you

scoopin' up the field mice

and boppin' em on the head.



And now I'll give you one chance, and if you keep it up, I'll take care of you for sure.



Little Bunny Foo Foo

kept hoppin' through the forest,

kept scoopin' up the field mice

and boppin' em on the head.

And down came the Blue Fairy, and she said:



You disobeyed me!

So she smacked him and his brother over the head with a shovel until they were dead

But it's okay, y'all. She's been cleared by the district who ruled that smackin' bunnies on the head is accepted veterinary practice. Some of her students thought it was a bit wierd and she's still facing two civil penalties for animal cruelty. She's vowed to fight them, though.

Back off the Blue Fairy, y'all. It's just part of farming. Besides, Bunny FooFoo was asking for it.

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