October 17, 2003

Space Idiot, Little Earners and Streaking for Fun & Prizes

No sign of Great Wall of China from space

BEIJING (Reuters) -- China's first man in space said the Earth looked beautiful from his orbiting capsule but he couldn't find the Great Wall.

No shit, Sherlock. You can't see most rivers from low Earth orbit, why do people think you can see a 20 foot wide wall?

Want a raise? Stand tall

MIAMI (Reuters) - Tall people earn considerably more money throughout their lives than their shorter co-workers, with each inch adding about $789 (472 pounds) a year in pay, according to a study.

I am SO going to start a class action suit.

Store Gives Free Clothes to Nude Shoppers

LISBON, Portugal - Dozens of young Portuguese stripped down to dress up Wednesday when a clothes store offered free designer wear for anyone shopping naked.

Why can't American stores come up with creative gimmicks like this? I'd even shop at Old Navy if I could catch an eye candy treat like this. Hey, Fran Drescher might have a voice like nails on a chalk board but she's got an ass that screams "Tag this!"

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