September 22, 2003

Why do Scots wear kilts?

'Cause sheep can hear a zipper from 50 yards.

But seriously now, did you know that there is a law on the books in Scotland that prevents a man from marrying the mother of his ex-wife while the ex-wife is alive? Did you know that they really do need that law?

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