December 05, 2003
What Cusack are you?

Which John Cusack Are You?
(Hat tip to LeeAnn)
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Why do I get the feeling that Helen will submit as many different answers as possible, just so she can see all the different Cusack's?
BTW, I'm apparently "Gib," from "The Sure Thing" which as far as I can tell, is the ONLY Cusack movie I've never seen. It seems my level of beer consumption was the cause....
Posted by: Mike the Marine at December 05, 2003 04:16 PM (IOX+E)
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HA! As I said on LeeAnn's site:
I WANTED to answer like Marty "Grosse Point Blank". What I got is "Lloyd Dobber-Romantic. Adorable. Determined."
Not sure about the adorable part, but the rest fit.
Posted by: Helen at December 05, 2003 04:23 PM (sD/O7)
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Not sure about the adoreable part? Pshaw.
I wanted the Grosse Point answers too, but being as I've killed more beers than people, I didn't get that result.
Posted by: Mike the Marine at December 05, 2003 05:24 PM (r8Ldc)
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I'm hella adorable. Or would that be "helladorable"? Either way it doesn't get much more adorable than me.
Or humble. I got loads of humble too.
Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2003 05:31 PM (fkewd)
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Hey, wait a minute, I'm John Kelso!
See?!
Posted by: Johnny Huh at December 08, 2003 06:33 PM (YkElu)
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We shall have to fight to the death, Johnny. There can be only one!
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2003 Weblog Awards
Go vote!
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I didn't see you listed in there.. course wetwired isn't either..
Posted by: pylorns at December 05, 2003 02:39 PM (zn1zt)
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I don't know. For all of the ecosystem ones I only see "poll goes here".
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It's so cheesy, so cheesy, to fall in love...
It's Friday and that means its time to serve up a wedge of
Cheddar X. The format is a bit different this week. Johnny Huh explains:
Choose one of your favorite bands and answer the questions using song titles by that band. I think it would add some fun to not name the band and see how hard it is for people to guess (guessing, by the way, does not include using Google so no cheating!). But do it either way you want to.
I cheated just a little bit and used a singer and that singer's original group. 2 points each for the singer and the group (no internet searching, remember!). And what the heck, 2 more points for the group that sang the song that inspired the title to this post.
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10,000 Maniacs / Natalie Merchant.
Posted by: ilyka at December 05, 2003 10:13 AM (1+elX)
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Sorry about your Island loss, but then again, Survivor was just not the same, eh?
Want to vote for you on the WizBang poll, but not sure what ecosystem you are in. Help?
And FYI-I have stolen one of your lines. I keep saying it all the time. It is:
"Cause I'm a dumbass."
Posted by: Helen at December 05, 2003 12:23 PM (47Izh)
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The worst thing about that Survivor loss was that I voted for Emily's blog before she kicked me off the island. Now I feel like I've been used and discarded like so much lotion covered facial tissue.
I'm a marauding marsupial at present. Likely to become a large mammal on Monday.
Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2003 01:09 PM (IOwam)
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Ilyka got the 4 points for the Cheddar source. Still 2 points available for anybody who can recognize the inspiration for this post's title.
Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2003 01:38 PM (IOwam)
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"It's So Easy To Fall In Love" Linda Ronstadt
Posted by: LeeAnn at December 05, 2003 02:22 PM (HxCeX)
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That is very close, LeeAnn, but not quite correct.
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Posted by: Clancy at December 05, 2003 04:19 PM (EGVPL)
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AWWWWW SHIT!! Clancy beat me to it.
Posted by: Mike the Marine at December 05, 2003 05:21 PM (r8Ldc)
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That's the one. 2 points for Clancy. Sidebar will be updated some time tomorrow.
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Buddy Holly points are being awarded to both Clarence and Ilyka. She sent the answer in email before Clarence's post.
We'll make it an official rule that answers need to be puiblic to count from now on.
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"P" is for "Pork"
The
Letter of the Day is was
"P".
"P" is for Pork, as in "Pork Barrel Spending".
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Off the point....the picture on the right of your blog is fantastic!
abs x
Posted by: abs at December 05, 2003 06:49 AM (lnpfn)
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Thanks Abs. Though it's proven to be a source of much ribbing it serves well as a snapshot of my personality. Heh.
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December 04, 2003
Very sad news
Kevin at
Wizbang has just found out that he's out of a job. 3 weeks before Christmas.
If you've got some spare some change, please consider dropping it in his tip jar.
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Oh, my God. They did that to a man I worked with at the last programming job I had . . . I'm an unrepentant capitalist, but sometimes I hate, hate, hate business, and it's things like this that do it. Poor Kevin.
Posted by: ilyka at December 05, 2003 04:21 AM (1+elX)
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I'm with ilyka. MY post almost caused a CAT-Tastrophe between me and my brother.
But he pissed me off! Damnit!
So, let it be known, I will defend visitors to my site -- even in my comment section.
[Best Homer Simpson voice}: Awww! I'm pathetic, too!
Posted by: margi at December 06, 2003 04:26 AM (4jrV0)
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I'm with ilyka. MY post almost caused a CAT-Tastrophe between me and my brother.
But he pissed me off! Damnit!
So, let it be known, I will defend visitors to my site -- even in my comment section.
[Best Homer Simpson voice}: Awww! I'm pathetic, too!
Posted by: margi at December 06, 2003 04:26 AM (4jrV0)
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I'm with ilyka. MY post almost caused a CAT-Tastrophe between me and my brother.
But he pissed me off! Damnit!
So, let it be known, I will defend visitors to my site -- even in my comment section.
[Best Homer Simpson voice}: Awww! I'm pathetic, too!
Posted by: margi at December 06, 2003 04:27 AM (4jrV0)
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WTF? How tha hell did THAT happen?
That's my cue -- goodnight Gracie.
Sorry.
Sheepishly,
M
Posted by: margi at December 06, 2003 04:28 AM (4jrV0)
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That's okay, Margi. The only thing better than waking up to a Margi message is waking up to
four of them. ;-)
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Three Little Words
I just read a very touching story about
Don's first love.
Were you in love the first time you said "I love you"? I don't mean to your Mom, now. I'm talking about a parternship type relationship. Unless that was with your Mom, of course. In that case i do mean your Mom. Sicko.
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Vote well. Vote often.
It's time to vote for the 3rd (and final, since Helen has retired)
Survivor Immunity. This is the big one. The immunity winner will decide which of the other two stays on the island with him.
I know that y'all want to vote for me but I'm not allowed to tell you which entry is mine. Just vote for the best one and I'll do fine. ;-)
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Welcome aboard, Kevin! Your Munu passport is in the mail.
The much touted (and quite cool)
Map of the Blogosphere has a detail map of
Munuvia. Snuz is over there in the East, as is proper.
But what's that in the Southeast corner of Munuvia? Why, it's the province of Visbangius. Wizbang is but the first blog to fall to the plans of Munuvian blogosphere domination. Next we will annex Anti-Com.
Look out, y'all! The Munus are coming!
(Credit to LeeAnn for the Munuvia detail.)
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Submit to me! You know you want to.
There's been some really good participation for the Bestofme Symphony. A nice round 20 submissions so far!
To recap, submitted posts need to be 2 months old or older and should be of gemstone quality. See this post for submission particulars. The submission address (bestofme@jpeacock.net) is functional so please use that when you send posts in. Mail sent to my regular contact address will still be processed but it's easier for me if you use the Bestofme address.
Deadline for submissions for the first edition of the Bestofme Symphony is midnight EST this Sunday (05:00 GMT Monday).
Thanks for the support and keep 'em coming in!
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Bush Converts to Islam, Declares Fatwa on Iraq
(From ScrappleFace)
U.S. President George Bush today converted from Christianity to Islam, declared himself to be a Grand Ayatollah and issued a fatwa, a religious edict, against those who have slowed the transition to democracy in Iraq.
The move comes as the Bush administration faced increasing criticism that it was trying to impose its brand of American democracy upon Iraq. The Washington Post reported today that Coalition transition efforts had faltered because an influential cleric had declared a fatwa against allowing foreigners to write the new Iraqi constitution.
"It's good to see that the Bush administration finally understands how to get things done in Iraq," said one unnamed member of the provisional Iraqi Governing Council. "All of this 'cultivating stakeholder buy-in' may work at IBM, but we Shiites wait until an influential ayatollah tells us what to do."
In Mr. Bush's first official statement after the Rose Garden fatwa-signing ceremony, Islam's newest Grand Ayatollah said, "Death to the infidel Baathists with their shoulder-fired rockets. Their blood will turn the sand red, God be willing. May God show them His wrath and give them what they deserve."
(Hat tip to Dopple-G)
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December 03, 2003
Survivor Lived?
Yes it did! Don bowed out as hostmaster but Pylorns has taken up the reigns. Immunity Challenge III is forming up again and there's a
bonus challenge as well: post what I'd plan to do with or to Luuk, the Everyday Bear. Since I'm one of those geeks that always went for the extra credit and since this one is a gimme, here goes nuthin':
I had him in my clutches once but due to a family plague I didn't get to do anywhere near as much with Luuk as I wanted.
If I got him back again we would definitely take a trip to the Mayfield Dairy in Braselton so he could have a taste of my favorite cow udder. We'd hit the Calloway Gardens and then see Helen for some serious drinking with bikers and faux Germans. That's the city in Georgia, not Luuk's Mom.
I'd like to take him to Bear and Bacon's preschool too. Both of them got a serious kick out of Luuk and they'd love to show him off for their friends. Hey, part of my Dad duties are to get the boys "cool points" anytime I can.
We'd have to go back to Stone Mountain Park again too. He loved the Pow-Wow there but we didn't get a chance to climb the mountain itself. That would be an adventure.
We'd probably stop by the Children's Museum of Atlanta too. They've got Sue there now. She's "a life-size replica of the worldÂ’s largest, and most complete T. rex in the world". You know, let him get a look at a real carnivore.
After that we'd probaby just spend the rest of our time together watching action movies, drinking beer and eating popcorn.
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Class is in session
Let us compare two popular female musical artists. One is a serious songstress who uses intensely personal lyrics and an entrancing voice with absolutely amazing vocal range to express herself through her music. The other does a peep show while mouthing pop ketch that somebody else wrote. Which of these artists would be classified as "sexy"?
Answers in the extended section.
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Now, either britney has grown about three feet or that cover is more than a little retouched. Now, let me get this straight: She plays no instruments, lipsynchs(obviously, i mean, could you at least try?) in public, and has to photoshop her album cover. And she needs backup singers? I mean is there really a contest here? Oh Sarah, why oh why are you married.
Good call Jim.
Tommy
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Before hitting the extended, I was guessing this was a Sarah-Twitney thing. :-)
Posted by: Jennifer at December 03, 2003 11:27 AM (shhDk)
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Personnally, I don't listen to either one. I find that type of music (whiny, soulful sorrow or poppy, bubble-headed bullshit) an afront to all that is good and right in the world. Four letters: AC/DC. Remember - rock and roll ain't noise polution.
Now on the one hand Sarah can sing, but she doesn't make me feel, as Allah would say, "funny in the pants". Britney, on the other hand, can't sing without a computer completely regenerating her voice, but as far as I'm concerned the only thing her mouth should be used for it to..... well, you get the idea.
All that being said, lets boil this down to what it's actually about: which one would I do? And the answer, of course, is..........
BOTH! Any male who answers otherwise will immediately have his testosterone card revoked and his genitalia removed so he can be beaten with it.
BTW, I've pushed back my predicted Britney Playboy spread to spring of 2007. Christina Aguilara, however, has moved up to around summer of next year in either Penthouse or Hustler. Playboy is
WAAAAAY too classy for
that slut.
Posted by: Mike the Marine at December 03, 2003 03:12 PM (IOX+E)
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"Me Against the Music"--hey, you can't say it's not an apt title. She certainly isn't doing anything
with or
for the music.
Posted by: ilyka at December 03, 2003 03:46 PM (EyevR)
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Yes!
Thank you for saying it, Jim. I adore Sarah Mac!
Posted by: DeAnna at December 03, 2003 10:52 PM (n3+mt)
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Score one for you on the cool Sarah reference. But the key here is-which one would you just like to have SEX with, and which one is cool enough to take home to mom?
Distinction, big time.
Don't tell me that if Britney weren't throwing herself at you, you'd say no. Just think of the points you would get just to be able to say you did her?
Posted by: Helen at December 04, 2003 04:34 AM (QV3iL)
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Hey now! I never said that a guy wouldn't want to nail a slutty chick. I've had quite a bit of fun in my life with gals of that nature. Thing is, slutty chicks get less attractive the longer you're with them. Sexy ones tend to maintain or even increase their sexiness with greater familiarity.
Between these two I'd have to pick Sarah for both activities. Britney is elligible for bumping uglies as long as that doesn't preclude a Sarah romp. This isn't a fair comparison though - I've had a hankerin' for Ms McLachlan since the 80's.
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Burn, Baby, Burn!
The
Bonfire has been lit. Head on over to get toasty warm at the expense of the turkeys of the blogosphere.
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December 02, 2003
Touch my Seitenleiste
Touch it!
Love it!
Changed up the sidebar a little bit, eliminating the tacky "hours of operation" thing and the Ecosystem doodad (I want a single line, not 4 lines!).
Added in a holiday links section, Bestofme Symphony section and (coolest of all) a Point Leaders section. You know how I occasionally hand out points for the first reader to identify the source of something I regurgitate? Well, I figured I'd go ahead and make that worthwhile. I'm keeping track of the points now and the point leaders will be the very first weblog links to be seen on my sidebar (excepting seasonal promotions, of course).
In the spirit of the game, 5 points for the ispiration/source of the title & first line of this post.
Let the games begin!
Update: LeeAnn grabbed those 5 points in a hurry. There's more available in the previous post if you're interested.
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Hmmm, "touch my sidebar"... first thing that comes to mind is the SNL skit with Mike Myers as Dieter, saying "Touch my monkey."
Posted by: LeeAnn at December 02, 2003 11:44 AM (HxCeX)
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You are the Queen, LeeAnn. That's the one.
By the way, Lovely Wife says that the "obsmenke" thing he said (Touch my obsmenke) isn't "monkey". Still trying to find out what he was really saying with that.
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2003 11:57 AM (IOwam)
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I liked the 'Hours of Operation' thingy, but then again, people often think I'm wierd...
Posted by: Clancy at December 02, 2003 04:10 PM (EGVPL)
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Happy Freakin' Holidays
In the spirit of X-Mas,
Michele of A Small Victory Santa once again offers a hearty
Ho Ho Holy Shit!.
Along with a score of bloggers, I'm contributing to that festive site. Can you guess which persona is me? 5 points to the first person who figures it out. 2 more points to the first person to say where I got it from.
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Gotta be Francis Xavier Cross - which would make you Dr. Peter Venkman's evil alter-ego from Scrooged.
Posted by: Mike the Marine at December 02, 2003 12:08 PM (Zw7Hl)
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Hot damn! Mike is in the hizzouse! 7 points for the Marine. Hoo-ah!
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2003 12:51 PM (IOwam)
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Yes, yes...thank you. But what is this 'hoo-ah' of which you speak? I know of no 'hoo-ah'. It sounds foriegn to this Marine's ears.... maybe you are speaking some Army language that Blackfive understands. Us salty green amphibious warriors say "OOH-RAH!!"
Maybe someday I'll have a blog of my own, but until then you can report to Gunny Ermey's Mail Call website for your remedial Marine Corps language lessons. Semper me....
http://rleeermey.net/mailcallforum/
Posted by: Mike the Marine at December 02, 2003 01:53 PM (Zw7Hl)
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Sorry about that. I was just a corpsman - never could get that out right.
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2003 02:29 PM (IOwam)
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M is for "Matter-of-fact"
The
Letter of the Day was is
"M".
"M" is for Matter-of-fact, as in realistic. Libertarians who vote Republican are just being matter-of-fact about their choice.
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Bipartisan Bumper Sticker
The hottest selling new political bumper sticker comes from New York State:
"RUN HILLARY RUN"
Democrats put 'em on the rear bumper...
Republicans affix them to the front bumper.
(Hat tip to Dopple-G)
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