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Posted by: Jim at 02:56 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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Bear got quite a load for his birthday this year. With the money that Grandma and Uncle sent he bought a slew of Bionicle toys. With the money that Aunt sent he purchased for himself a little digital camera. He was so excited about the camera and went around taking hundreds of pictures yesterday. Literally. We have almost two hundred snaps of the television. We'll be working on subject quality now.

The camera is pretty neat for a little $20 job. It taks halfway decent pictures if you and the subject are both perfectly still. Of course that means that most of the pictures that Bear has taken are massive colorful blurs (except for the television shots - those are all crystal clear). It also functions as a screencam and takes movie clips.

Movie clips. That's pretty cool.

So here I am. A somewhat morally challenged but otherwise healthy adult male. Alone at the computer with a digital camera that takes movie clips. Of course I did what any other Id deficient fella would have done in my place. I made a clip of myself masturbating.

Just have to remember to take that file out of the default save folder. Wouldn't want to traumatize the kids. Or the Lovely Wife.

Posted by: Jim at 06:38 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 I am severely disappointed in you, Jim! Where's the sound????

Posted by: Susie at August 01, 2005 11:09 AM (PWYyH)

2 It could have been a little bigger, it's kind of hard to see.

Posted by: Machelle at August 01, 2005 01:33 PM (ZAyoW)

3 Dude, talk about dripping with gay.

Posted by: shank at August 01, 2005 07:17 PM (jfEhX)

4 We're running with a theme here as of late, Jim. Shaving balls and clips of your masturbating. What's next? Ack?! Did I ask that? ;-)

Posted by: Bou at August 02, 2005 03:53 PM (5JHEt)

5 Waaaaah! I can't view the clip!

Posted by: diamond dave at August 02, 2005 05:00 PM (Wa0Qh)

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