April 13, 2007

Life, Liberty And The Pursuit of Crappiness

Have you ever wanted to have a drink at say, 11:00 in the morning (who hasn't) but you feel guilty because it's too early and you use that old chestnut, "It's 5:00 somewhere!"? Me too!

Well, why can't you use that same excuse for work? I'm giving it a shot.

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1 I'm not a big 'Life Philosophy' kind of guy, but I do have one mantra that has always rung true: The best time for a beer is now.

Posted by: shank at April 13, 2007 02:37 PM (LDIDK)

2 Mine is "fuck moderation".

Posted by: Bill at April 13, 2007 03:20 PM (vMIzT)

3 Sobriety is overrated.

Posted by: Margi at April 13, 2007 04:41 PM (+hlqP)

4 When in Rome, do a Roman.

Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2007 10:42 AM (oqu5j)

5 "Assume everyone is an asshole until they prove otherwise."

Posted by: Paul at April 14, 2007 11:54 AM (IpZQr)

6 Never sit in the same chair that a fat naked lady sat in. You're likely to sit in a gooey, foul-smelling puddle.

Posted by: Bill at April 16, 2007 08:43 AM (vMIzT)

7 I'm with Paul... no that's not my mantra... Weirdness is a positive trait

Posted by: Oorgo at April 20, 2007 02:43 PM (ZUQGo)

8 All of the nastiest solution to forget the person is usually to be taking up space exact adjacent to these individuals knowing you can‘s buy them. destockchine destockchine

Posted by: destockchine at February 01, 2013 12:37 PM (Tufqo)

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