Or better yet, hurl him from a catapult.

(Credit to Dopple-Claus)

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Is it just me or when you see one of those orange Asplundh trucks do the words "Ass Plunge" go through your head?

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Or maybe he is a muppet?

(Hat tip to Dopple-G)

UPDATE: Link was misformated when originally posted. It's fixed now. Go see the redneck in all his hairy glory.

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The Pessimist: Our meeting is cut back to 30 minutes? We'll never cover everything in that time!

The Optimist: Our meeting is cut back to 30 minutes? We'll concentrate on the important things and everything will be fine.

The Realist: Our meeting is cut back to 30 minutes? That means I'm allowed to kick out the teeth of any one of you plebians who starts regurgitating inane drivel that does not concern, and I mean DIRECTLY concern, the actual job oriented requirements and objective of this meeting. We'll be able to cover everything from a regular hour and a half meeting and I won't be subjected to your pathetic life stories and humorless anecdotes on a frikken Monday morning while supressing my urge to scream at and/or throttle any number of you on my way back to my cube where I have actual work to do. Work that is waiting for me in a not-being-completed-while-I'm-in-this-frikken-meeting state. You remember work, right? That shit we're all being paid for? All right! Let's get this bitch of a meeting moving!

(I'm a realist.)

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Get into shape for those traumatic post-holiday party battles with the diabolical front door.

Nissed as a Pewt

(Credit to Dopple-G)

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If you don't want to be blackmailed the best thing to do is get the blackmail material out yourself. Here's a picture of me after a shower with only my boxers on. more...

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The Orgasmic Calculator

(Link from Dopple-G)

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Funniest war photo ever.

(Hat tip to Dopple-G) more...

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(Hat tip to Dopple-G)

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THIS is what I wanna be listening to.

(One more for Dopple-G)

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Find out here.

(This one is Dopple-G's fault too.)

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Nope, it's just Steve Balmer being...unique.

Cube safe, unless you've got smello-vision.

(Hat tip to Dopple-G)

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Which John Cusack Are You?

(Hat tip to LeeAnn)

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Campbells' is donating up to 5 million cans of soup to the hungry. They're already well over a million. One can is donated for each participant in their NFL team popularity poll. All you need to do to increase their donation by a can is go to this site and vote for your favorite team.

That's pretty cool.

(Hat tip to Dopple-G)

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The Microsoft Team, 1978 (photo in extended entry). more...

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