January 30, 2006

Excuses that that sounded better in my head than when I spoke them. Part 1.

Licking nipples is a sexual act. Kissing boobies is simply an appreciation of the female form.

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January 16, 2006

Bacon's got brain cloud

Lovely Wife: You're being so good today! What's up with that?

Bacon: My brain isn't working right.

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January 13, 2006

By special request*

Something!

* For Tiffani. Let it not be said that I am anything but accomodating.

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