November 30, 2004
The worst thing about spewing
I really hate the after-effects of a good hurl. The pieces of vomit and goopy stomach acid that's stuck in your nose and sinuses. The reward for a stomach purge is two days of smelling puke with the occasional chunk of mucous and partially digested yesterday's dinner that works itself back into your throat or nose.
It's hard to look forward to shootin' the shoes when you know what's coming afterward. Makes me appreciate Mary-Kate's fortitude and commitment to bulimia, it does.
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Thank you, Jim. You're a great incentive to weight loss, with posts like that.
And as far as I'm concerned, there is no such thing as a good hurl.
Posted by: diamond dave at November 30, 2004 04:37 PM (nC1+l)
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Thank you, Jim. Because of this post, I PUT DOWN THE COOKIE.
HAPPY, NOW?!
Posted by: Margi at November 30, 2004 08:02 PM (rKX9f)
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Wow, I never realized I had such powers. Do you think this is marketable?
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2004 05:20 AM (GCA5m)
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Frankly, Jim, I'm proud of you.
I'm glad you had the guts to post this.
I, too, have hurled relentlessly and spent the next two days blowing leftover vomit out of my nose. I thought it was just me. Maybe I'm fucked up? However, I was too much of a lady *cough* to bring it up to others.
Thank you for putting this phenomenon out into the open for all of us.
Posted by: DeAnna at December 01, 2004 03:17 PM (IdVP4)
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Maybe we should start a support group!
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2004 03:19 PM (tyQ8y)
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How 'bout a post about explosive diarrhea? You know, the kind that burns your ass so bad that you can't sit for three days.
I prefer that over puking.
Posted by: diamond dave at December 01, 2004 05:16 PM (0gB9X)
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November 17, 2004
Random bitches
To the fellow in the Mazda this morning: The blinking yellow light means "proceed with caution". It does not mean "yield right of way to side street traffic". And just in case you decided to stop all of the traffic on the main road just to be nice to those folks making a left through their blinking red stop light please let me remind you that you are in Atlanta and during rush hour we are permitted to remove one of your appendages to discourage such displays of weakness.
To the punks using the second floor bathroom: That horizontal handle at the top left of the urinal? Yeah, go ahead and wiggle that sucker after you've taken a piss. We call this "flushing". It makes it much more pleasant for the next fellow plus keeps the urine reek in the bathroom to a minimum. And if you do it while Mr.Happy is still dangling free you'll get a delightful wash of cool air and a free spritzer. Try it, you'll like it.
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Hey now, if 'tweren't for the delightful reek of stale urine, what would be the fun of usin' public restrooms, anyway.
Posted by: Tig at November 17, 2004 10:49 PM (G5PGV)
Posted by: Dave at November 17, 2004 11:37 PM (i9WeN)
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I feel your pain. In spite of all my patience, kindness and charity, there are days that I am really tired of sharing my planet with all the stupid people.
Posted by: Cerberus at November 18, 2004 05:19 AM (nzIoS)
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I think you reserve the right to remove their appendages and beat them with it... Oh wait. That's NYC. Atlanta is more civil...
Posted by: Boudicca at November 18, 2004 07:02 AM (XH1zZ)
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Maybe you should consider awarding NDA's?
I would type more but I'm off to try that MR Happy spritzer thing...
Posted by: Rob at November 18, 2004 07:20 AM (kXZI6)
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