August 24, 2004

SWF seeks SWM...

Dislikes: mean people, clowns

Likes: kittens, long walks on a moonlit beach

Bull.Shit.

Why do women say they like long walks on a moonlit beach when it is so patently false? If even half of the women who swear that they love these long walks actually did like them you would be able to go to any beach in the world at the full moon and see hordes of women wandering aimlessly through the surf. It would look like the invasion of the mutant grunion.

I'm just saying.

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August 20, 2004

New sayings

You can fool some of the people all of the time and that has "comfortable living" writen all over it.

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August 18, 2004

When you're driving a volvo...

...isn't the Bush/Cheny '04 bumper sticker redundant?

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August 16, 2004

Things I never thought I would say to a three year-old

"Move it back and forth! If all you are doing is sucking on it you aren't doing it right."

(Redemption is in the extended entry. Or at least a defense.) more...

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Lunch at Boston Garden

I demand accolades for my inhuman restraint.

Sign seen as Boston Garden:

All salads may be tossed fresh at your request.

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August 10, 2004

Who knew?

A 'brown trout' really is a fish.

I wonder if there's really a 'stink pickle' too.

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