January 28, 2004
The Africans are getting desperate
My last "Nigerian Scam" email said I had inherited farmland in Zimbabwe.
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hmm, do they know yousa white boy?
Posted by: Robert at January 28, 2004 10:27 AM (kXZI6)
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Gotta figure they know the odds are it's going to a white fella. Then again they probably figure that the odds are the average white fella's not going to know that being a white farm owner in Zimbabwe isn't the healthiest occupation to have. Let's 'em have a little inside joke, know what I mean?
Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2004 10:34 AM (IOwam)
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I got 2 like that the other day except they were from a soldier that had found money in Saddam's Palace and wanted to share it with me. Ain't that just the most generous thing you've ever heard?! And I also got one from some Prince whom I had never heard of before. Maybe he knew I was coming into money and wanted to make a date!!!
Posted by: Suz~ at January 28, 2004 11:50 AM (1HaWw)
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Get out! Party at Jim's farm in Zimbabwe. All we have to do is bring our flak jackets and call the place "Rhodesia" and we should be fine!
Posted by: Helen at January 28, 2004 12:03 PM (6n2DH)
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Gotta go for a law-suit here.
White farm land owner...in AFRICA??
Got the picture??
;-)
Posted by: LW at January 28, 2004 01:08 PM (fkewd)
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What a co-incidence. I've just come into some Zimbabwe property too. Maybe we'll be neighbours?
Posted by: Simon at January 28, 2004 11:32 PM (GWTmv)
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I've decided against accepting the property, y'all. Turns out it's just too far from a decent party bar and a cursory search showed that it's going to be too difficult finding a bwana I could trust to run it for me.
Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2004 06:17 AM (fkewd)
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January 20, 2004
I've got a thing for underage brunettes
Oh, like you don't?
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Cute puppie but for some reason the mental image of Natalie Portman in The Professional popped into my head. I'm a baaaad man!
Posted by: paul at January 20, 2004 05:14 PM (bWfDG)
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She is so beautiful! Congrats on your new baby...
Posted by: Suz~ at January 20, 2004 09:03 PM (bYATc)
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Awwww........soo adorable! I love doggies and puppies. Someday my life will not consist of 10 hour work days and I'll be able to have one.
Posted by: Anna at January 21, 2004 01:14 PM (igNWX)
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January 19, 2004
January 09, 2004
I'm a metrosexual
I have the best sex on buses and subways.
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Posted by: LW at January 09, 2004 11:23 AM (fkewd)
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Humor, dearest heart of my heart. Just humor.
Posted by: Jim at January 09, 2004 11:25 AM (IOwam)
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Thats what they all say...:-P
Posted by: LW at January 09, 2004 11:28 AM (fkewd)
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January 08, 2004
You know what really burns my ass?
A flame about three feet high.
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January 06, 2004
No matter how cool you think you are...
...when you don't realize that the top button of the shirt is buttoned until after your arms are already starting into the sleeves you may rest assured that you look like a total dork.
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Lovely Wife's Bundt
What's better in the morning than a hot cuppa coffee and a handful of my wife's bundt? Nuthin, that's what.
It is firm yet yielding to the tongue. By the nibble or the mouthful you just can't beat that moist delicious bundt.
Mmmmmmmmmm...
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heh-heh-heh! He said Bundt!
Posted by: Victor at January 06, 2004 09:19 AM (L3qPK)
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Well,I won a receipe contest once,maybe I can do it again?:-)
Posted by: LW at January 06, 2004 09:36 AM (fkewd)
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Hell yeah! Keep practicing baby, I'll keep eating. ;-)
Posted by: Jim at January 06, 2004 09:51 AM (IOwam)
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