January 28, 2004

The Africans are getting desperate

My last "Nigerian Scam" email said I had inherited farmland in Zimbabwe.

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January 20, 2004

I've got a thing for underage brunettes

Oh, like you don't?

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January 19, 2004

When wiener dogs attack

Most dogs bite, wiener dogs use ordnance.

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January 09, 2004

I'm a metrosexual

I have the best sex on buses and subways.

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January 08, 2004

Who needs martial arts?

I've got a black belt in tung-fu.

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You know what really burns my ass?

A flame about three feet high.

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January 06, 2004

No matter how cool you think you are...

...when you don't realize that the top button of the shirt is buttoned until after your arms are already starting into the sleeves you may rest assured that you look like a total dork.

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Lovely Wife's Bundt

What's better in the morning than a hot cuppa coffee and a handful of my wife's bundt? Nuthin, that's what.

It is firm yet yielding to the tongue. By the nibble or the mouthful you just can't beat that moist delicious bundt.

Mmmmmmmmmm...

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