August 18, 2006

FOR SALE: One basket. Used once, slightly burnt.

Bossman: It's Employee Appreciation Week. Why aren't you off at the picnic being appreciated?

Me: There's just too much ass around here and I'm the only one with a functional boot.

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August 08, 2006

Could I be any worse?

I'm considering applying for a job at AOL.

I'm thinking CEO. Judging by current standards I'm really overqualified, but I figure I could cruise under the radar for a while.

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