July 20, 2005
It's all about the real estate
I just figured out how to use my desktop monitor and my lappy monitor at the same time to double my screen size. How cool is that?
Now if only I could learn how to multi-task...
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hey! learn something useful, would ya, like how to get your comment section to remember my info! ;-)
Posted by: Pam at July 20, 2005 03:11 PM (Ldzj2)
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Comments...remember info...grmlbrrgr...
We do not speak of the comments remembering info thing here.
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2005 03:41 PM (tyQ8y)
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I can't get my comments to be remembered on any munuvian blog. And supposedly some of them have put in some special coding to make it happen.
Posted by: Bou at July 20, 2005 07:15 PM (5JHEt)
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Multi-tasking is over-rated....
Posted by: Susie at July 21, 2005 02:34 PM (PWYyH)
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Now could you please give us a tutorial on how to have muliple "looks/skins" on your blog?
Posted by: Greta Perry at July 22, 2005 09:29 AM (yXmOj)
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Sure, that's easy! Just do what I did and sucker somebody else into making your skins and setting them up. ;-)
Seriously, I know nothing about it.* Rob at
XSet did all of mine.
*Technically I may know just enough to be dangerous.
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July 18, 2005
When Irish eyes are smiling
We had such an awesome time on Saturday. Boudicca, her three young Celts, and her sister Morrigan came over for a BBQ. There's always a bit of trepidation when you meet somebody for the first time and (for me at least) this is there regardless of how well I know somebody online. This evaporated as soon as Bou got out of her car and gave me a big "Hi" and a smile. If you've read her writing - she's just like that for real.
Of course now that I've been with her (not in the biblical sense - get your minds out of the gutter you dirty birds) one question does arise. What's up with the diet thing, Bou? Completely unnecessary - you're gorgeous.
The more perceptive of you will note that I brought that up here instead of in person. Like grampa used to say "Never talk to a woman about her figure. It's much safer to post it openly in a public place frequented by hundreds of people after ensuring that there are several hundred miles between you." Heh.
more...
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Well,I forgot to make the corn,get the kids candy and all the chips,pretzels and stuff I bought.That Bubble Man totally distracted EVERYONE.I think this was the worst BBQ ever.LOL
Posted by: LW at July 18, 2005 11:41 AM (oqu5j)
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The Bubbleman was GREAT!!
We really did have a great time... and now... we're probably going to own a puppy. The boys have been begging for one and I can tell my husband is thinking about it. Sheesh. I don't know how you do it with 18 heartbeats in your house!
As for the brownies... I forgot about them, but if you had brought them out, I would have fought you for them. I'm all about the chocolate! ;-)
Posted by: Bou at July 18, 2005 12:25 PM (5JHEt)
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Bou IS some serious eye-candy, ain't she? :-)
Posted by: Harvey at July 18, 2005 05:15 PM (ubhj8)
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Those burgers were great!!!! I'm a big fan of beef on a grill.
As for another visit with lots of kids? give me some time, I have to recuperate . Love kids, but they are good birth control- remember? ;-)
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Posted by: vw bug at July 18, 2005 09:24 PM (i7MTM)
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As for the weight thing... I have gained 15 lbs in the last 2 years. I just have some clothes I want to fit into.
You and Harvey... Sheesh! But thank you.
Posted by: Bou at July 18, 2005 09:46 PM (5JHEt)
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De nada.
Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2005 11:21 PM (oqu5j)
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Mo: You're Irish. You should be ready in a fortnight. Tops!
Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2005 11:22 PM (oqu5j)
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Dammit. You people stop talking brownies unless there are some delivered tomy house. Stat.
Posted by: Elizabeth at July 19, 2005 01:03 PM (8ldNh)
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Came looking for the origin of "Beat with a stick" saying.
Didn't find it where, but it was interesting reading
your comment anyway. What I personally find more annoying,
is the saying "it's the same difference". What insanity
came up with that? Sounds like an oxymoron of a phrase.
Something only a math wiz would dare say. But most people
saying it aren't talking algebraic results. What they
are applying it to, never make the slightest bit of sense.
It outdates Yogi Barra, but it sounds like one of his.
Don't even get me started on him, now. Perhaps you could
write a bit of wisdom about this saying. Thank you.
-Glenn
Posted by: Glenn Edward at July 19, 2005 02:03 PM (tKM4s)
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What the hell was that about? I thought this topic was about the good time at Jim's house this weekend.
Posted by: diamond dave at July 19, 2005 04:55 PM (5qKGR)
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Fella came into the site at an archive post with closed comments so he commented here. No biggie.
Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2005 05:32 PM (tyQ8y)
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I'm glad you clarified that. I couldn't figure out what in the hell he was talking about...
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July 07, 2005
I burned a flag
We have flags flying at my house. Until very recently we had two "porch sized" ensigns at the front of our house. Some people think that's an excessive display of patriotism, flag waving and/or a sign of rampant Republicanism. Y'all know me well enough to figure that I don't give much of a fuck about that. I like the flag, I respect it, I am proud to fly it in front of my house and I fully and completely believe that excess is good.
Anyway, we are down to one now as the other had achieved a tattered state. What to do? It was one of those all weather nylon types made to stay up and out for years at a time. I couldn't toss it in the garbage can. I wouldn't be comfortable thinking about it sitting inside a pile of refuse for a couple hundred years. Fortunately, precedent, custom and even law came to the rescue:
United States Code Title 4, Section 1, Item (k): The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.
I folded it up into the Widow's Triangle and we said the Pledge of Allegiance. Lovely Wife did a chorus of The Star Spangled Banner. Just the first bit of course, that sucker is murder on the voice. Then I put it in our burn barrel and we all dove aside to avoid the toxic fumes and spitting bits of molten plastic. It was a really nice moment and I think the kids picked up something from it.
Now our Congressmen, apparently lacking any real work to focus on, are busy making it possible for me to be arrested for doing this. H.J.Res. 10 changes the constitution to allow legislators to make flag burning a crime. A crime as in penalties, fines, jail time.
They've been trying to do this for a long, long time. It has been either ignored or struck down by the Senate every other year since 1995. Now they think that there are enough Senators willing to pass the amendment. They feel confident that enough states will ratify it as well. This is mainly because they will present it as protecting the flag and not as altering the constitution to remove a subset of our rights. They will most assuredly not make any sort of note to clarify that the actual actions that are being prohibited will be determined at a later date.
They couldn't pass laws against flag burning, because that violated constitutional protections.
They couldn't pass an amendment against flag burning because there is slightly too much sanity on The Hill.
So they went the back route. Make a generic amendment that creates a brand new set of illegalities possible and then pass laws on the state level to flesh them out.
I have two things to say to these vigilantes against sanity and freedom. First, keep your fucking hands off of my Constitution. Second, just fuck off period.
(Hat tip to Lovely Wife)
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I think a much more sensible amendment to the Constitution would be one that guarantees the rights of property owners over private interests.
But that would actually be doing some good, wouldn't it! No, no, can't have that. Let's instead amend the Constitution to criminalize the actions of a few stupid individuals who need to spend a year in North Korea to figure out what freedom is all about.
And chip away at our personal rights just a little more.
IMHO, the best way to deal with a protester burning the flag is to thoroughly kick his/her ass. Such people should have the right to spit on, burn, or otherwise desecrate the flag if they feel like it; however they also should have the right to experience the painful consequences for behaving like an idiot.
Here's a link to today's Gwinnett section of the AJC that pretty well sums up my feelings on the subject:
http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/gwinnett/0705/07badie.html
Posted by: diamond dave at July 07, 2005 05:07 PM (l35ua)
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When I was a boy scout, we did that to an old flag. If I recall, there's an actual ceremony to it all. I think we tore the stripes off, then tore the stars from the blue feild, then burned it.
But not before singing a few rounds of Kumbayah.
Posted by: shank at July 07, 2005 09:21 PM (jfEhX)
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All a bunch of BULLSHIT about a freaking piece of FABRIC!No matter what it stands for or means to one,its STILL just a DAMN flag.I wish some people would be just as concerned about real shit thats going on,as they are about a piece of fabric.Ok,I better hide under a rock now for saying this.....
Posted by: LW at July 07, 2005 10:59 PM (oqu5j)
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Agreed. Simply nothing else to say to that.
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Posted by: Pam at July 08, 2005 06:45 PM (UDaob)
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This is patriosim gone mad. What will come next? A curb on speech against what the government is doing? One may not disagree with the sitting president?
Not a good step, not a good step at all.
Posted by: Rachel Ann at July 10, 2005 12:23 AM (2OI8U)
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July 06, 2005
Still alive
Still crazy busy.
Interviewed two people so far for the PM position. One decent candidate, one very strong candidate. Position is still open as of now though so let me know if you're interested.
I was about finished with Medieval: Total War. My Spaniards were mopping up the last of the Egyptian rebels. Spain spanned across the width of Africa. We were eating paella in Cairo. It was a beautiful thing.
Then the gutless French bastards, my long-time allies I might add, launched a surprise attack on my northern province of Aragon. A quick redeployment of the African Expeditionary Force smashed them back into France but the bloody Pope told me to stop attacking their poor Catholic selves or face excommunication. With much grumbling the Spanish forces withdrew to Aragon.
But a short two turns later what should happen but the French got themselves excommunicated for their relentless assault upon the Brits. Woo hoo! Free for all time. Married off a daughter to the English crown, relaunched the attack into France and the Froggies have been folding between my hammer and William's anvil ever since. It's a beautiful thing.
I'm about 400 posts behind in my blog reading. Ouch.
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I probably will regret asking, but . . . can you still . . . uh . . . buy this game? Because if you can, I'm thinking maybe I should.
I mean "SHOULDN'T." Yes, that's what I meant. I've given up playing computer games in order to be more productive, see.
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My kids wanted me to ask you if you will be their daddy because their current father lacks that certain appreciation for computer games that you obviously have.
Posted by: Pam at July 07, 2005 12:26 PM (Dv1Pr)
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I don't see why not. After three, what's a few more?
Posted by: Jim at July 07, 2005 03:58 PM (tyQ8y)
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"Ahh, Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal."
:-D
Posted by: tommy at July 07, 2005 06:53 PM (OJ+GI)
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I'm just glad to see you have your priorities straight :-)
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June 29, 2005
Teleconfusications
We have a multi-tiered phone system at work. For inter-office calls we use our own lines or VOIP. For external calls we use Sprint. This normally works pretty well. Yesterday it did not work well.
My cube neighbor popped over and asked me if I knew what the light on the phone meant. One of the unlabeled buttons on the phone was lit up with a red light. The lights are always red when lit so the color itself wasn't a concern. What was a concern was the fact that an unknown light was lit.
I pressed the button for that light. The phone did nothing. I picked up the receiver and pressed the button. The phone display changed to "Sprint unplugged". Interesting.
My first thought was that Sprint had followed in the hallowed steps of Nirvana and other lesser rockers and released an album sans electrics and were simply taking advantage of their wide distribution of phone services to market it. Then I recalled that Sprint is a telecommunications company and not a rock band. And apparently they are a telecommunications company that only has one plug.
I hung the phone up, picked it back up and pressed a button for an outside line. The display changed to "Cannot find ARS". Now that made perfect sense. Sprint simply can't find its own ass.
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Now, there's a simple fix to this, tell them to use both hands (very important the using both hands) and look for a hole in the ground.
:-D
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June 26, 2005
Educational isn't that fun.
Jim thinks he's hot stuff because he got
this.
That is mere tripe. I just got these and believe you me: Monkeys in costumes, driving cars and playing golf, are a lot funnier than catchy songs and educational cartoons.
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Well as long as everyone is happy (Rachel Ann prefers horror books and musicals, but what does she know)
Posted by: Rachel Ann at June 26, 2005 01:18 PM (rBvjj)
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The green eyed monster rears its ugly head.
Sad. So very, very sad.
Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2005 01:28 PM (oqu5j)
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Hardly jealousy, Jim. Just bragging because I have Lancelot Link and you don't.
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June 24, 2005
Jim Says...
...that
Kitty rocks!
I just received this fantastic little number in the mail.
Many hours of educational enjoyment lie ahead. If the kids are good I might even let them watch it.
Thanks Kitty!
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Posted by: pylorns at June 24, 2005 04:05 PM (FTYER)
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Awww, I love SHR!!! I should try and get a copy!
Posted by: Sissy at June 25, 2005 09:00 PM (uXS+O)
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Conjunction junction, what's your function?... Hooking up words and phrases and clauses...
I loved that stuff as a kid. I think I may have the CD.
Posted by: Bou at June 25, 2005 09:13 PM (J9A1R)
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:: writhes around in jealousy ::
Posted by: Margi at June 25, 2005 09:45 PM (nwEQH)
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Thanks! I'm so glad you like it.
I'm just a bill, yes I'm only a bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill, well it's a long, long journey....
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June 22, 2005
Project sex
I had two little projects. They had a lot in common and seemed like they would get along with each other really well. So, I played matchmaker and put them in a meeting room together for a couple of hours.
It's a week later now and I just assisted in the birth of a mega project.
Damn things breed faster than bunnies.
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Obviously, the majority of your readership aren't project managers. Your admirable attempt sounds like scope growth to me......arghh! AVOID AVOID
Note to self: Never do this again.
Posted by: knpepper at June 22, 2005 09:57 PM (iqwGf)
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Nope, this was a realignment during discovery. Two separate projects that could be solved with separate but related custom programs or...implementation of a module of the SuperMegaERP system. Since we already own the SMERP system there is much happiness that we now have justification for implementing this module.
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Hmm, every time I lock projects up in the meeting room they eventually die of either dehydration or kill each other off. I couldnÂ’t imagine them giving birth to a super mega project.
Oh wait, never mind, its sales reps I keep killing off.
Maybe IÂ’d best go slip some nabs and a diet coke under the door.
Posted by: phin at June 23, 2005 10:16 AM (Xvpen)
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Damn. And here I am hoping you hosted some awesome p0rn or something. Work sucks.
Posted by: shank at June 24, 2005 06:49 PM (jfEhX)
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June 14, 2005
Second verse, same as the first!
This worked so incredibly well* that I'm going to dip into the well again.
I need another round of happy thoughts, mojo, considered discourse, best wishes...hell, whatever your bag is it's wanted. Half of you can guess what it's for. Four of you know for sure what it's for. For the rest of you, rest assured it's going to a very good purpose.
* Although it did so apparently by causing a tropical storm. Hey, you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.
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I'm Henry the 8th I am, Henry the 8th I am I am... sorry I break into song anytime I hear part of that song by Herman's Hermits.
I shall now begin say prayers and channeling happy thoughts towards Jim.
Posted by: phin at June 14, 2005 07:30 PM (DGPlf)
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Non-storm inducing mojo flying at ya.
Posted by: owlish at June 15, 2005 12:13 AM (sBj9U)
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Fingers - check
Toes - check
Eyes - check
Sorry, just crossing thing off my corssed things list... big up the mojo massive
Posted by: Rob at June 15, 2005 06:25 AM (kXZI6)
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It's not going to work, Jim.
I'm STILL going to move on Saturday and I STILL need your help. Around 9:00 AM. I'll swing by and come get you.
Posted by: Garret at June 15, 2005 07:27 AM (IOwam)
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9:00 AM? On a Saturday?
Make sure to bring some of that crack you're smoking.
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2005 08:38 AM (tyQ8y)
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I'm part of the great unwashed ignorant group and I send my happy thoughts in whatever direction you see fit to direct them, Jim. May whoever needs the good mojo, receive it in plenty.
Posted by: RP at June 15, 2005 09:27 AM (LlPKh)
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Sorry, the tropical storm was my fault.
Small typo in the prayer. I'll try again...
Posted by: Harvey at June 15, 2005 11:20 AM (ubhj8)
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Sending, sending, sending..... prayers for whoever coming your way.
Posted by: Rachel Ann at June 15, 2005 11:28 AM (Jgwqx)
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Yeah Garret REALLY....some of that crack and a coffin,cuz I kill people who show up that early on a Saturday!
Posted by: LW at June 15, 2005 01:11 PM (oqu5j)
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Ok. I played my typhoon card, but I have several other natural disasters and plagues in my deck. Which one will help the most this time?
I am tempted to use the raining of fire, but there are pets to consider. And there is also boils, locusts, and famine. Famine might not work because it takes a little while. The "all your water turns to blood" thing is more theatrical than helpful, so I'm not even going to suggest it.
But whatever you need, I'll send it your way. Just say the word!
Posted by: Trey Givens at June 15, 2005 01:13 PM (yaMs/)
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Trey, just don't be sending any of that stuff his way in mid-July. I have no desire to partake in your happy gifts!
Heh, not being of the four, random happy thoughts from the House of Bou.
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June 10, 2005
Say a little prayer
Or if prayers aren't your style you could work up a bit of mojo. Transfer some good karma? At least think some happy thoughts.
Sorry I can't tell you who it's for, what it's about or why it's needed. It's just not my story to tell. Direct it to me and I'll make sure it gets where it's going. I can assure you it's for a good cause.
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Posted by: pylorns at June 10, 2005 09:01 AM (FTYER)
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Traditionally they're more like "Oh, Lord, please [description of action desired]. Thank you, Amen." But I guess "uh" works too.
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2005 09:14 AM (tyQ8y)
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Ok. If Jim says you need happy, albeit unspecified thoughts, you're welcome to some of mine. If I knew more, I could sympathize better, but just the same, my very best wishes for a cure for whatever ails you.
How's that?
Posted by: RP at June 10, 2005 09:50 AM (LlPKh)
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2005 09:58 AM (tyQ8y)
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Soon as I find that virgin chicken and my Swiss Army knife, I'll turn on the big fix for you. Until then, my best and most positive mental voodoo is tuned to your wavelength.
Posted by: LeeAnn at June 10, 2005 10:44 AM (v9jcm)
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Objectivists don't really pray but how's this: May you be completely possessed of your rational faculty and get what you rightfully deserve.
And if chance plays any part in the situation, may the outcomes favor your hierarchy of values.
Then you jump up and down on one foot under the full moon (sorry, you have to wait until June 22) wilst sprinkling the blood of a chicken on the grave of one of your enemies chanting, "What would John Galt do in this context?" Or, if you need lots of mojo chant, "By the holy spirt of Ayn Rand help me!"
Posted by: Trey Givens at June 10, 2005 11:24 AM (yaMs/)
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Trey - Objectivists can pray all they want. It's like writing a fictional story. A little imagination applied to a real-world desire.
*uploads one generic prayer to heavenly server*
Posted by: Harvey at June 10, 2005 02:54 PM (ubhj8)
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I've lit every candle I own (the fire department should be here, soon, I hope) and KoolAid is sacrificing a chicken in the basement.
I have replaced my picture of Stevie Ray Vaughn on the Altar and have placed the Cow Teat picture there, instead.
Anything else would just be redundant. Y'know?
(In all seriousness, if there's anything we can do, please don't hesitate to give a holla. Love ya.)
Posted by: Margi at June 10, 2005 03:00 PM (nwEQH)
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OOHHH! I KNOW!!
I'll send the boy over to purchase alllllll the M&Ms next door.
That oughtta do it.
xoxo
Posted by: Margi at June 10, 2005 03:07 PM (nwEQH)
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good juju coming at you. Prepare to redirect!
Posted by: caltechgirl at June 10, 2005 07:16 PM (UNuTU)
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My prayers are with you and yours. And any good Karma that i've acrued as well (not a lot, but every little bit, and all)
Posted by: tommy at June 11, 2005 12:37 AM (OJ+GI)
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Praying for ya, my friend!
Posted by: Pam at June 12, 2005 09:08 PM (ErGvS)
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I've lit a candle in my window almost every night since September 11th. At first I lit it for my loved one who I lost that day, our families and friends, and for peace in the world. Since then I have lit it for so many other reasons as well - for those who have lost loved ones, for those going through difficult times, for those who have ill family members, for friends who have died, occasionally just for me, and more recently for my lovely little cat, Belle, my ballerina girl, who danced at my feet every day of her life. Tonight, whoever you are and whatever your need, I will light it for you first. I like to think that our loved ones feel its warmth and sees it glow and know they are loved.
Posted by: knpepper at June 13, 2005 06:53 PM (z+sKu)
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I fervently send my good mojo.
Posted by: shank at June 14, 2005 05:11 PM (jfEhX)
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Damn mojo takes forever to upload on this connection. I need a broadband mojo link!
Posted by: Simon at June 14, 2005 10:56 PM (FUPxT)
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Trifecta!
Went to return some coffee and found
all three urinals full of piss! Woo hoo!
I am surrounded by scum.
In other news, it's moving day. We're heading to our new offices all of 1.2 miles down the road. In typical fashion it's a bit of a cluster fuck. There were supposed to be functional servers over there this morning so the people who planned ahead and obeyed the order to disconnect all computers before COB yesterday would be able to work from the new office.
Not.
So I'm back at the old place listening to 100 people packing up their shit instead of working in quiet solitude. Bah.
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June 09, 2005
People Eating Tasty Animals
Our last grilling session:

(Click for big size)
By "last" I mean "most recent" of course. We're full on into grilling season now so this is a fairly common occurence.
The burgers you see there aren't just any old hamburgers - they're Jimmy Burgers™, my world famous recipe. I'd be happy to share the ingredients with you but then I'd have to kill you.
No, wait. It's the recipe for my chili con carne I'd have to kill you for. I'm free to share this recipe. Except that I can't. Because there isn't one.
The actual ingredients of the Jimmy Burger™ vary widely depending on my mood, relative sobriety and what's in the kitchen.
Burgers aren't a science, y'all. They're an art form.
Getting hungry Bou?
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Mmmm mmmm! That's some grillin' pR0n, right there.
What is that, the Charmaster 5000?
Posted by: Margi at June 09, 2005 05:44 PM (nwEQH)
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Dagnabbit, Margi stole the joke I was gonna make!!!!
Well, OK. Hmmm.
Nope. I got nothing.
Meanwhile, save me a dog.
Posted by: Elizabeth at June 09, 2005 07:20 PM (l673m)
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Soon as I saw that picture I thought... "Ooooh, I'm gonna have me some of that!"
Posted by: Bou at June 09, 2005 11:21 PM (z7nbM)
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"relative sobriety" is the reason that I can't grill anything the same way twice.
Posted by: Frick at June 09, 2005 11:40 PM (Xczbc)
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WTH is going on here, you cant grill with propane, real grilling is done with FIRE from WOOD, or second best with charcoal (none of that BS matchligh shtuff eather use a chimeny and do it right, or in a pinch coconut husks brickets.
Posted by: YankeetechinGermany at June 10, 2005 03:14 AM (7IZfE)
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Grilling is over anything got. You're thinking of barbequeing. Such delectability is in the future. For now we got the big-ass gassy.
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2005 05:22 AM (oqu5j)
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I'm pretty sure you shared your chilli recipe with the world Jim ... does this mean I'm dead?
Posted by: Rob at June 10, 2005 05:24 AM (kXZI6)
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That was my chile entree recipe. The chile con carne is still a state secret.
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2005 07:08 AM (oqu5j)
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I have a special recipe for burgers that seems to go over pretty well with the general public. Enough that I get requests for them.
Posted by: Contagion at June 10, 2005 08:25 AM (Q5WxB)
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For fifty bucks a person I'll tell you the receipe.Also,there will be an auction on my site later.(Now behave DUKE!!!).
;-)
Posted by: LW at June 10, 2005 11:13 AM (oqu5j)
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Propane is for girlie-men.
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June 07, 2005
Washington in brief
The Available Time Fairy has yet to make an appearance, precluding my writing up fantastically amusing anecdotes for your amusement. Instead, I'll give you a relatively dry bullet point presentation of the trip. Hey, I'm in project management now. This is how it's done.
- Da plane! - Had an excellent trip. All three boys behaved like angels for the entire 12 hours of travel. Lovely Wife and I kept waiting for the bomb to drop but it never arrived. It must have been using a French targeting system.
- Airport - They've got the cutest little airport in Spokane! I wanted to just put it in my pocket and take it home with me. It's an International airport because they fly to California.
- "Spokane" - They pronounce it all funny. It should be "spo-cane", right? Nope, they pronounce it "spo-can". I kept pronouncing it the right way and anytime a local looked at me like I was a tourist I told them if they want to pronounce it "spo-can" then they had to get rid of the "e" at the end.
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I am ready to go back......I fucking miss that place and all the cool folk there!!
Posted by: LW at June 07, 2005 03:59 PM (oqu5j)
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Hell,I think I could actually live in WA state.Not in Spokane,but there are awesome places.The scenery is wild,its got all you need:Ocean,Mountains therefore skiing,surfing....you name it.If it just wouldn't rain so damn much there and liberals would shut up a bit more.LOL Can't even smack your kid upside the head there!
Posted by: LW at June 07, 2005 04:08 PM (oqu5j)
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Sounds like a great trip, Jim! I'm really happy you had such an excellent time.
Posted by: RP at June 07, 2005 05:28 PM (LlPKh)
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LMFAO @ LW. Yeah, you could live here. But anywhere else but Spo-caine is pretty much "blue," I think.
And -- did you REALLY SAY YOU MISS US?!
*sniffle* No. . .. I'm all right. . . .just somethin' in my eye. . .
I don't know WHEN or HOW, but we WILL -- AS GAWD AS MUH WITNESS -- figure out some way to visit ya'll on your turf. After all, it's our turn, natch.
xoxo
Posted by: margi at June 07, 2005 07:48 PM (nwEQH)
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When my oldest stepsister got married, my mother's comment on the success of the wedding were priceless.
She said, "No one fell down or said fuck."
Jim, thanks for giving us the details. It sounds like a good time was had by all, just as it should be.
Posted by: knpepper at June 07, 2005 07:49 PM (pupre)
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I'm prepared to overlook your comment about Canadians but just barely.
Posted by: knpepper at June 07, 2005 07:51 PM (pupre)
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LMAO Margie.....we saw the stickers at Boo Radley's!GWB....Global Whoring Bastard.....hehehe
Anyways......I guess we'll just have to hold a Bloggers collection to get y'all here.Afterall......Airtran flies you ANYWHERE (but Spokane).
Posted by: LW at June 07, 2005 09:31 PM (oqu5j)
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Wait! There are those of us with Estrogen that will eat ice cream for breakfast! It's a dairy product... as is milk that you put on cereal... for breakfast... therefore it is OK.
As is cake. Cake... doughnuts... No diff.
This is probably why I am currently trying to lose weight. Hmm.
Posted by: Boudicca at June 07, 2005 10:43 PM (z7nbM)
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"Home again, home again, jiggedy-jig "
Good Evening JR...
Blad Runner.
Posted by: pylorns at June 08, 2005 10:32 AM (FTYER)
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"Home again, home again, jiggedy-jig "
Good Evening JR...
Blade Runner.
Posted by: pylorns at June 08, 2005 10:33 AM (FTYER)
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"To market, to market to buy a fat pig.
Home again, home again, jiggedy-jig."
Very old nursery rhyme.
Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2005 11:14 AM (tyQ8y)
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God, i love hillbillies. ;-)
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June 01, 2005
Can you flunk a meme?
Oh,
Rob. You poor, misguided man. I gave up on music a decade ago. I listen to talk radio in the car. I'm possibly the worst person in the blogosphere to be tagged with this meme. Regardless, I shall endeavor to rise to the occasion and hope that my answers don't inordinately degrade my cool status.
Total volume of music files on my computer:
Zero. Nada. Nil. I have no music files on my computer. I should win some sort of prize for this.
The last CD I bought was:
Ray, the soundtrack from the movie of the same name. I bought it during my Spokane trip. The rental truck had a kick-ass stereo system but I couldn't find any station with acceptable background music. Talk radio was out as I was always with passengers. Thusly, Ray was acquired.
Song playing right now:
None. Nothing. The extended version of 4'33". It's not because I'm at work, either. The only time I hear music is if Lovely Wife puts some on.
Five songs I listen to a lot, or that mean a lot to me:
Someone to Watch Over Me by George Gershwin. Played for Lovely Wife and I by the strolling violinist at The Friar's Table whilst we celebrated our first wedding anniversary.
Georgia On My Mind by Ray Charles. The reason for the above noted CD purchase. This song is gorgeous. The Ray soundtrack has two versions, one studio and one live. You can hear Ray Charles alternately smiling and crying during the live version. Breathtaking.
Speaking of Ray Charles, did you get a look at that new grand piano he's using now? No? Neither did he.
Back in Black by AC/DC. This was the first song I heard after boot camp. It was like emerging from a dark room into blinding light. Any time I hear it now I get an emotional lift. Plus, AC/DC just plain out kicks ass.
Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd. This song puts me in a happy place. I guess it's just part of being a voluntary southerner.
No Woman, No Cry by Bob Marley. Everything gonna be all right.
Five people to whom IÂ’m passing the musical baton: I need to make up for a couple of lousy answers so I'm going to pass this to six people: the inestimable Snooze Crew™!
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Ah yes now the real reason for the Snooze Crew™! becomes apparent. It makes your ability to pass memes along much easier.
[Insert sound of Jim slapping phin in the back of the head]
Oh, you mean we're not allowed to rebel. I'll get right on it boss.
Posted by: phin at June 01, 2005 02:00 PM (Xvpen)
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You want us to post our answers as comments? Or do you want us to invoke our newly bestowed powers and hijack your blog with our own posts?
Posted by: diamond dave at June 01, 2005 07:57 PM (pUkwX)
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Done.
Meme Time
Ever driven by peer pressure, I shall comply-(Keep in mind I used to play music for a living so my tastes run from the cheesy to the absurd.)
Total volume of music files on my computer: Work- 0 Home- 1gig
The last CD I bought was: Kim Ritchie's
Glimmer (What can I say..I love the production values..)
Song playing right now: Poco's
Call it Love
Five songs I listen to a lot, or that mean a lot to me: Crowded House Don't
Dream it's Over -I'm a sucker for a Hammond B3. Great wind down the day song.
Starship's
Jane -It's my morning-drive-to-work-and-get-your-ass-awake-tune.
Atlanta Rythym Section
Imaginary Lovers Just one of those slow, suck you in and keep you until the song's over kind of tunes. Even if it is about masturbation. It took years to figure that out- I still liked it even after I listened to the lyrics.
Brother Cain's
Got no Shame I can't sit still when I hear it. It compells you to sing at the top of your lungs in the car, play air gutar and air drums simultaneously.
Miles Davis- Anything from
Kind of Blue.. Required listening if you are serious about music.
That's it-
Be carefull what you wish for.
Posted by: Rob at June 01, 2005 08:33 PM (Gkhif)
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Dave - Taggees (hmm...reminiscent of Thuggees) can reply on their own blogs (present company excepted), on this blog using their Snooze Crew™ powers or in the comments here.
See how easy I make things? No wonder I'm in project management.
Posted by: Jim at June 01, 2005 09:56 PM (oqu5j)
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All right, here goes...
Total volume of music files on my computer:
Let's see.... eighty-seven songs. (I don't keep track of disk space, as long as it's there)
The last CD I bought was:
The Best of Bonnie Raitt.
Hey, so I got a thing for them guitar-picking redheads.
Song playing right now:
I'm downloading from Napster Lite "The Rain King" by Counting Crows. Appropriate given the current weather.
Five songs I listen to a lot, or that mean a lot to me:
I'm really going to have to pick and choose these. So much of my life and feelings can be summarized in music.
Little Wing - Stevie Ray Vaughan: I could die listening to this song. Stevie Ray at his best.
In Memory Of Elizabeth Reed - The Allman Brothers: A good zone-out, make the world go away type song. I've been always a sucker for good instrumental rock jams. (from Live at Fillmore East)
Touch Of Grey - The Grateful Dead: The story of my life the past several years. "I will get by, I will survive". Keeps me feeling strong.
All Apologies - Nirvana: The flip side of the above entry. My favorite song for feeling sorry for myself.
Landslide (live) - Stevie Nicks: This one really makes me show my mangina. Hey, I can almost do a good falsetto of Stevie Nicks, too. In the car. Alone.
Five people to whom IÂ’m passing the musical baton: I have no idea, I'm new to this game.
Posted by: diamond dave at June 01, 2005 11:15 PM (0gB9X)
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Do I have to do THIS meme again? I was tagged with it in my first week of blogging. LOL
Posted by: Denise at June 02, 2005 06:24 AM (JTlEe)
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Yes, such is the price of fame and fortune.
On the plus side you only have to do the delta. That is, if anything has changed since then.
Posted by: Jim at June 02, 2005 06:32 AM (oqu5j)
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Does this mean you've even deleted the sample music that comes with XP? Wow - I am impressed
Posted by: Rob at June 02, 2005 07:10 AM (kXZI6)
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Someone already tagged me with it, JimBobBoy.
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Sample music? What's this you speak of? Where are these attrocities against nature?
Victor, you're excused from duty then. Nobody could be heartless enough to subject somebody to this meme twice. Except Hillary Clinton, of course.
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May 27, 2005
It's coming...I promise
I bet you're all wondering where the anecdotes and stories of our Warshington trip are. They're coming, I just haven't had a chance to put them into pixels yet. You see, I had a very exciting return to work that has had me quite occupied and distracted...
Wednesday was my first day back to work. It was also Boss's last day at work. This came as quite a surprise because as late as Tuesday evening I was confirming future meetings with him. Needless to say, he was as surprised as I was. So I'm getting a new boss starting on Tuesday. What does this mean apart from putting that butterfly feeling in my belly?
The mega project I'm doing business analysis for now has no project manager at all. Boss was working PM for that project, you see. He was in the closing stages of contract negotiation with our biggest information provider as well as holder of the project plan. I'm keeping it together on my own and am getting decent support. I'll be meeting with Almost Boss and Boss2 today to see what we need to do to keep it on schedule.
My move into an official PM position is no longer as tight. This was my Boss's plan and he's gone now. On the plus side I've got the full support of Almost Boss. I'm meeting with Boss2 later today to discuss. Fingers crossed, please.
The department is in a bit of turmoil. We're very deep into defining processes and procedures. Work on this has been going like gangbusters since our Chicago meeting. This was Boss's initiative. What happens now? We've decided to keep going full steam until somebody tells us different and are meeting for a strategy session today.
New Boss has extensive experience with organizing and training project managers. This is very, very good. I expect training resources to become available and strong support for our streamlining and process development efforts.
So my overall opinion is mixed. Boss was a great boss. He was very personable and an extremely straight shooter. He also had the confidence in his people to assign tasks and then back off unless his help was needed. In the age of micromanagement this mix of traits was priceless. He's going to be missed. On the other hand New Boss has more experience with this particular department type and specific experience in getting a young department up to speed.
Good? Bad? Ugly? We'll have to wait and see.
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May 19, 2005
The Great Lengths One Will Go To
Hello faithful SBD readers! I am one of the beloved Snooze Crew that has taken over in Jim's absence.
I had to beg for help on some ideas of what to write about here while Jim is gone, and someone gave me a stellar idea. Favorite Summertime Memories.
My Favorite Summertime Memory happened about 10 years ago when my eldest daughter was 5 years old.
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May 11, 2005
Our schools must change
After I posted that editorial yesterday it put me in the mood to write another one.
Today's is about general failings of today's schools and a glimse of the light at the end of the tunnel.
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May 05, 2005
Cut the blue wire with the white stripe...
...NOT the brown wire with the yellow stripe.
We had some excitement at work yesterday. Around 2:30 our receptionist made an announcement along the lines of "If you discarded a black bag in the garbage can out front we REALLY need to talk with you. Please come to the front desk." I didn't think any more of it until I was outside catching a smoke with some building neighbors and the subject came up.
One of said neighbors was an agent of the ATF. They own two floors of our office building. The FBI offices are in the next building.
He was saying that they did have to take things like that seriously because they really did get things sent to them and threats made to them. Constantly. Several times a week in this office alone and the FBI had it worse.
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Stealth points: The Abyss
Posted by: Clancy at May 05, 2005 02:07 PM (JxYJc)
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Ding ding!
2 points for that one.
Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2005 02:33 PM (tyQ8y)
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I knew a guy in forensics that got called to a scene to help with identification. All the patrol cars where there, coroner, you name it. Big roll of plastic reaking of death was found in a dumpster. They unrolled it and it was God only knows how many pounds of rotten shrimp.
Turned out to be a good day for him. He was really dreading what they were going to find.
Posted by: Boudicca at May 05, 2005 03:37 PM (z7nbM)
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I used to work in Law Enforcment, We got a call that there was something suspicious flooting in the river, unfortunantly for us it was a body... and it had been there a while... I wish it had been a cooler with bad tuna.
Posted by: Contagion at May 06, 2005 09:09 AM (Q5WxB)
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Catching a smoke? I thought you quit smoking, hmmm? (she said, tapping her toe)
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May 03, 2005
I'm such a hottie
On the ride home yesterday my eye was caught by motion in the car to the right and a little bit in front of me. The passenger of said vehicle had just done a full head turn and was looking at me. The young, female passenger. Traffic separated us before I got more than a glance.
A minute or so later the traffic flow brought me back alongside them. This time driver and passenger both gave me a look. That's young, female driver and passenger. The young, female driver smiled. I smiled back and did the "Howdy" head nod. Traffic flow separated us again.
I know what you're thinking 'cause I was thinking the exact same thing. Visible booger, right? A quick check put the lie to that assumption. Next most obvious thing was to verify that I was indeed driving in my milk white mini-van. There's always the possibility I accidentally got into a Maserati when I left work and just hadn't realized. But no, I was definitely in the mini-van. Neither was I inadvertently shirtless, topped with messed up hair, nor obviously discolored by ink or food.
Traffic brought us alongside a couple more times until we both turned off in separate directions at the same intersection. Each time the girls would look over at me and the driver would have a big smile for me. With all other options eliminated I was forced to the only logical conclusion: I'm a hottie.
(Either that or they recognized me from the infamous cow pic.)
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Dude, that happens to me all the time. I always assume they're laughing at me.
Posted by: Paul at May 03, 2005 12:55 PM (vbP6L)
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Oh, Sweetie. That's so cute. The truth is, women just do that to fuck with men's minds. Didn't you know that?
Posted by: Helen at May 03, 2005 02:58 PM (wEbOD)
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Plenty of p0rn0 movies start out that way. Or so Ive been told...
Posted by: Clancy at May 03, 2005 03:09 PM (JxYJc)
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They could have been tripping too.
Posted by: shank at May 03, 2005 03:10 PM (+H1yK)
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None of y'all are helping the old ego here.
Except maybe Clancy...
Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2005 03:13 PM (tyQ8y)
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You are just too damn full of yourself.:-)
Posted by: LW at May 03, 2005 03:36 PM (MDLz3)
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Maybe the booger was on your milk white van. Ever think of that?
Posted by: Pam at May 03, 2005 04:48 PM (5Z1zV)
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Hubby said he saw a bumper sticker around town that said: "I'd Rather Be Blogging."
And we are DYING of curiosity. LOLLL
Gotta be the cow pic.
*snicker*
Posted by: Margi at May 03, 2005 06:19 PM (lWAiX)
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Awww James....I think your cute. But then again...I may be going thru some midlife crisis. I think any man that isn't bald or obese is worth a second look. There's not much to look at these days.
I like Helens answer though. So very true.
Posted by: Tiffani at May 03, 2005 07:51 PM (cj0j8)
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I've had that happen to me. I'm pretty sure they are either messing with my mind or making fun of me for something. Although I will play along in hopes they will flash me... it'll happen someday.
Posted by: Contagion at May 04, 2005 09:16 AM (Q5WxB)
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OH mannn, I'm so jealous. That kind of stuff never happens to me. I mean men staring, not women.
It just goes to prove that men can drive a van and women will still think they're hot.
Women drive a van and it screams asexual Mom person.
OK, maybe not all women. Maybe just me.
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Adventures of the Mountain Men
On Sunday we took the boys to Stone Mountain Park, our favorite place in all the outdoors. With the possible exception of just outside the carport in front of the burn barrel while drinking beers and tossing back vodka shots.
Where was I? Oh, yeah - Stone Mountain. We had the two boys from next door as well since their adults were off to Taladagua Taluhdagua Tailadaygua Talladega to watch redneck drive-bys NASCAR race. For those of you who don't know parent math, five boys are approximately four times as many as three boys after putting them through the "Outdoor Nature" algorithm and multiplying by the "Peer Impression" conversion factor.
They were suspiciously well behaved. I began to think that I had made an error in my math calculations. Perhaps I'd failed to carry the 1? We went to a classic car show in the fair grounds and the worst they did was an occasional touch of a highly polished muscle machine. I couldn't fault them too much for this as I myself was having a difficult time not rubbing my groin on some of those beauties.
The next stop was a ride on the SkyRider (aka sky-lift) to the top of the mountain. Again, they behaved almost frighteningly well. The only gaff here was Bear(5) walking into a puddle after being specifically told not to walk into a puddle (no extra socks or shoes on hand, otherwise we turn them loose). Maybe we didn't see their typical boyish terrorism up there simply because we didn't have enough time. It was right chilly on the top of the mountain, we had no coats, and the trip was aborted pretty quickly.
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At least this time it wasn't a "Mommy, I pooped!" event.
Or an "I'm NAAAAAAKED!!!" event.
Your stories about your kids really crack me up, Jim.
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The problem is that they crack US up,too!!
Posted by: LW at May 03, 2005 03:37 PM (MDLz3)
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Classic stuff! They never outgrow it, either! ;-)
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