March 03, 2005
10 Things I've done that you probably have not
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- Sucked on the teat of a giant cow.
- Electrocuted myself twice while fixing a single lamp.
- Taken a one month working vacation to Virginia Beach, courtesy of the Navy.
- Been paid to not do karaoke.
- Recorded a duet.
- Been paid not to play the tape of said duet.
- Lived with three women, all single, and not related to me. Two of them were hot, too.
- Snorted vodka up my nose until black stuff started coming out.
- Attacked a snow drift. (With admittedly limited success. #8 played a pivotal role in this adventure.)
- Gone to a beach party in San Diego and woken up naked on a beach in Los Angeles.
(Found at LeeAnn's House of Cheesy Goodness)
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Is sucking on the teat of a giant cow crazier than sucking on the teat of just a regular sized bovine? I once squeezed a teat, and I distinctly remember having to clean the cow dung off of it first. Way to go Jim.
Posted by: shank at March 03, 2005 08:34 AM (+H1yK)
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This was a special cow. Click on "The infamous cow pic" link in the sidebar for a visual.
Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2005 09:07 AM (tyQ8y)
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Electrocuted myself twice while fixing a single lamp.
Sad.
Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats at March 03, 2005 12:09 PM (L3qPK)
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Yeah. After the second jolt I realized I could (and should) unplug it.
Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2005 12:24 PM (tyQ8y)
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Woken.
I hate that word. I really do. It always looks made-up to me.
Posted by: Trey Givens at March 03, 2005 06:57 PM (yaMs/)
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I guess I could have use "awokened" but that always makes me feel like I should be living in a trailer behind Mammy and Pappy's place.
Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2005 07:42 PM (MDLz3)
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