May 26, 2004

A guy walks into a bar...

... and orders a beer. As he's waiting for his drink he hears a voice say "Nice shirt Buddy". He looks around but doesn't see anybody except the bartender.

"Hey, barkeep, who just said that?" he asks.

The bartender replies "Oh, it's just the peanuts. They're complimentary."

(Ba-dum-bum)

Posted by: Jim at 08:09 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Booooo!!

Posted by: Madfish Willie at May 26, 2004 12:13 PM (rQ9MS)

2 I can NOT wait to share this in the next office staff meeting!! I'm going to go change into dry pants now.

Posted by: Trey Givens at May 26, 2004 10:38 PM (yqaQ9)

3 ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Posted by: Claire at May 26, 2004 10:42 PM (l1oyw)

4 oh, wait... that doesn't look right, there. and what't the seTIMING!!cret of comedy?

Posted by: Claire at May 26, 2004 10:44 PM (l1oyw)

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