I first I thought this was really funny. Then I thought it was sad. Now IÂ’m fully enraged.

Eva Longoria, whom I hoped to hump at some future, post lottery winning time, shows what a real life bitch she is.

I knew it was going to be good as soon as I read the headline:

Eva Longoria Victim of Non-Comped Bar Tab Fiasco

“…Eva grabbed her changed, snipped at the waitress that "Celebrities should be comped!" and stalked out without even leaving a tip.”

Perhaps the most bizarre part of the story is who she was hanging out with. I know I’ve said this before, but I have no respect for “celebrities” who think they’re beyond fucking reproach. When these people start curing cancer or rescuing people from burning buildings please let me know, so I can pay them the respect that they deserve.

This spoiled twat? Five years away from the Surreal Life and a Paula Abdul-like substance addiction. I am officially withdrawing my offer of a hump. There are much nicer people out there I could be stalking.

***UPDATE***
Link now works!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 11:25 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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