At long last! The final standings for the 2003-2004 Snooze Points season!

Awards are way, way down at the bottom of the extended entry of the post. Sort of like the way they save Best Picture for last.

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The last points awarded were for comments on this post and the pictures therein. The most definitive (and frightening) picture bears reposting:

The winning entries
1st place (5 points): Helen with "Social services intervened when it was revealed a local couple made their children fight to the death, all for the prize of just being able to wear a shirt."
2nd place (3 points): Emma with "Whatever doesn't kill them before they are ten will be a fine personality trait when they are 30."
3rd place (1 points): Simon with "No children were harmed in the production of this story."

Emma gets honorable mention and a bonus point for offering to babysit the spawn my kids. Victor gets a point for his excellent impersonation of a French politician.

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These points got added into the running total for the final standings of the 2003-2004 season:

FIRST PLACE: Rob, with 42 points
SECOND Place: Simon, with 36.5 points
Third Place: Tiffani, with 35.5 points

Heavy Hitters
Mike the Marine, 34 points
jimi, 24 points
Ilyka, 21 points
Clancy, 20 points
Susie, 18 points
Helen, 17 points
MojoMark, 15 points

Also Ran
14 points: Sue
13 points: Emma
10 points: Ryan, DeAnna
8 points: Tiffany
6 points: LeeAnn, Christine (Bull), notGeorge
5 points: Rube
4 points: Joey, Mike, Victor,
3 points: Andrew, AlGore, Pylorns, Barry, Gary, Lovely Wife, Pixy Misa, Jeremy Another Rob, Alex
2 points: TPB, Esq., Phillip, Harvey, Trudy, mitzi, tommy, Jennifer, shank
1 point: Dan, Jay, Kinayda, Ted, Dave, Kiril, goldie, Kate, Denny, wendell, Kevin, Claire, Rachel Ann

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The top three finishers will enjoy top billing and pride of place on my sidebar for the entire next year. Rob was the clear winner for first place and has earned a piece of Jimstory (provided he's brave enough to give me his address) along with the anecdote that makes it worthwhile. I'll say only that it won't cost much of anything in tarriffs and it will likely make no sense whatsoever until the anecdote is published (the story is Protomonkey worthy) and that it can be used at any adult gathering unless prohibited by law or good manners. How's that for tempting?

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