January 22, 2004
Bad Sayings, Part 2
I've
mentioned before how the message board as you enter the building sprouts the occassional inane quote. It's getting uncomfortably frequent. Here's what we have now:
The most important thing that you can wear is your expression.
This is just starting to ring too close to those insufferably smug motivation posters. The most important thing you can wear is your expression? Give me a break. I've never been asked to leave a bar because of my expression. My expression has never been the defining factor in losing a job. I've never been arrested because of my expression. I'll tell you what the most important thing you can wear is: pants. Trust me on this, m'kay?
Posted by: Jim at
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I agree with you about the pants.
Your company needs a mysterious shipment of products from
these fine people.
Posted by: ilyka at January 22, 2004 02:34 PM (M0nlg)
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Er,
these people, I mean.
I will preview comments first.
I will preview comments first.
I will preview comments first . . . .
Posted by: ilyka at January 22, 2004 02:35 PM (M0nlg)
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Motivational posters... ugh. Go to Demotivators.com or Despair.com
My favorite:
MOTIVATION
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Posted by: Mike the Marine at January 22, 2004 08:28 PM (r8Ldc)
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I think it all depends on who we're talking about, don't you? I mean, with some people the single MOST important thing they can wear is a condom.
Posted by: Venomous Kate at January 23, 2004 12:20 AM (kv7Fj)
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Good point, Kate. And unfortunately a goodly number of them don't seem to realize that.
Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2004 04:42 AM (fkewd)
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Or maybe that should be "the most important thing SINGLE people should wear is a condom." I haven't used one in so long I can't remember when.
Posted by: triticale at January 23, 2004 08:46 AM (2Uj24)
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