I caught the same blurb that Paul did today. Look, I feel like I've said this 'til I was blue in the face, and I must've linked this exact same link a million motherfucking times.

IT'S A LITTLE FUCKING MAGAZINE THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF POPULAR MECHANICS, AND THEY WROTE AN ARTICLE ABOUT THIS SHIT FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO, IN WHICH THEY CONSULTED 300 FUCKING EXPERTS IN ALL FIELDS FROM AIR CRAFT ANALYSIS, AIR DEFENSE, AVIATION, STRUCTURAL ENGINEERING AND . . . . BUILDING COLLAPSE.

So help me Baby Jesus, if I hear one more word about this shit from somebody, I'm going to have the mother of all aneurysms. Seriously, my veins will bulge from my head in such a fabulously bulbous manner, that I will pluck them from my skin, point the pulsing blood stream at standers-by and scream; "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A BUNCH OF DUMB FUCKING MORONS WHO NEVER READ SHIT THAT REALLY MATTERED, INSTEAD OPTING TO EAT THE INTELLECTUAL SLOP LAYED DOWN BEFORE YOU BY IGNORANT SENSATIONALISTS BENT NOT ON THE TRUTH, BUT ON PROFIT ALONE!"

As an aside, I think my caps lock is broken.

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