Just how valuable is a single vote? Let's find out!

I am offering up my vote in the next general election to the highest bidder. This includes the Presidential race as well as any Congressional, Senatorial, State, County and Local elections, and any ammendments or resolutions that appear on my ballot. Items that are not on the ballot may also be included and I will think about those unavailable choices with simulated regret while voting for actual ballot items.

The above are offered up for sale in a mixed auction right on this very site. If you wish to bid silently you may send an email to votebid@jpeacock.net. If you would like to bid publicly you may do so right here in the comments to this post. Bidding rules are:

1. You may bid as many times as you wish.


2. Bid increments will be a minimum of $1.00.


3. All bids are in US Dollars.


4. Offers of goods or services will be accepted in lieu of cash. Auctioneer will be the sole arbiter of the cash value of goods or services offered. You may contact the auctioneer to receive an assessed value before bidding with goods or services or just go for it and the auctioneer will post the assessed value when he gets around to it.


5. Bidders will not refer to themselves in the third person. Third person personal referral is reserved solely for the auctioneer.


6. 3rd party goods or services may not be offered. For example, you may not bid "Sex with Kate Beckinsale" unless you yourself are Kate Beckinsale.


7. If you are Kate Beckinsale and you bid "Sex with Kate Beckinsale" you win.


8. Bid entry must include at least a Presidential vote choice and may include selections for all ballot choices available in Lawrenceville, Georgia.


9. Bids will be accepted through the end of the auction. Auction will end at some random point in the future when the humor potential of this post has petered out.


10. Hehehe. I said "petered". That was cool.

Good luck and may the wealthiest person with the loosest morals win!

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