December 17, 2004

Caption Contest Results

This was a good one. What else would you expect when you use a picture of a guy with a pole through his ass?

Grand Prize: 5 points
John returned the pogo stick to Toys R Us the very next day.
Simon

First runner up: 3 points (selected by a dedicated (medicated?) team of hippies)
So am I going to need a tetanus shot doc? I hate needles.
Kenny

Second runner up: 2 points (selected by "enabler" Karl Rove)
Bob soon realized anal sex isn't all it's cracked up to be!
DeAnna

Third runner up: 1 point (selected by an elite team of French commandos)
New this fall on ABC ......Extreme Makeover/Monster Garage
Frick

Posted by: Jim at 01:23 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 Elite French Commandos? Don't tell me, they are HALO dropped behind enemy lines, make their way unseen into the chambers of the president/prime minister/king/dictator/grand poobah, and under cover of darkness surrender? Or are they sent in before any conflict even begins to perform pre-emptive capitulations? :-D

Posted by: tommy at December 17, 2004 10:20 PM (y0fBO)

2 No, they infiltrate the coffee houses of the enemy, forcing the establishments to become ever more smarmy and expensive until their foes are forced by economic necessity and their last shreds of dignity to purchase and consume coffee from gas station convenience stores. All is fair in love and war they say but these French commandos really push the limits.

Posted by: Jim at December 17, 2004 10:28 PM (GCA5m)

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