April 19, 2005

C'est l'Oorgo, oui!

Ok, fine, I'll stop with the French.

Do you ever wonder what people are thinking when they steal someone's cellphone and then stick it up their vagina? Yeah, I do, I also wonder what happens next... do they then whistle to try and cover up the *bring* from their no-no region?

What were they going to do once they got home with the thing, were they going to use it to call their friends? Sell it? Give it as a gift? Let their friends borrow it and then say "You're talking into my twat!" then laugh hysterically?

I could probably go on for hours in this vein, but I'll let someone post, and just sign off saying "Happy Snoozebob Day!".

Oh, I almost forgot the inevitable whoring

Posted by: SnoozeBob at 03:40 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 I'm keeping my phone in my pocket from now on.

Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2005 11:29 AM (tyQ8y)

2 dude, if you're putting hte celly in your vag it wouldn't *bring*, it would obvisouly be on vibrate. Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow.

Posted by: shank at April 20, 2005 12:06 PM (+H1yK)

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