The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel.
So eat cheese with every meal.

It's Friday, so bring out The Cheddar X! 1. What is your ugliest moment?
Somewhere between 2:30 and 3:00 in the morning. Fortunately I'm usually asleep at that time. The only people who really encounter me then are the kids when they wake me up. They've learned not to wake me up between 2:30 and 3:00 in the morning.

2. Are people more likely to try and take advantage of someone outside their ethnicity?
No. Just the opposite. It's easier to take advantage of someone you are more familiar and comfortable with and you are (generally speaking) more familiar and comfortable with people of your own ethnicity/background/heritage/whatever.

3. Do you have links on your blog that are linked back? How does that make you feel (and I'm not really talking about the A-list bloggers)?
Hey! Everybody on my blogroll is A list, buddy!

Sure, I've got people who I've linked who've linked to me (and vice versa). It feels pretty good. When I link somebody it's because they amuse, entertain or stimulate me. It also means that they are putting up information that I am attentive to and that I respect their opinion. When they link back to me (with the exception being "recipro" links, of course) I get the feeling that they feel the same way about me. That's a pretty nice feeling.

4. Is it better to lead with bad news followed by good or the other way around? Why?
Bad first. Always get the hard stuff out of the way. The happy feeling benefits of good news are ruined if you plop a load of crud on them. Contrariwise, the bad stuff is lightened by following it with good news.

5. What was your worst injury?
Oh, man. I haven't written about this before because there's a lot of baggage involved. Family baggage. Brother baggage. Older brother who is now deceased baggage. Let's just say that I messed my right leg up severely when I was a kid. More severely than that. Maybe I'll write about it some day.

6. What's your secret talent or skill?
Damn. You know already, don't you? You figured it out though my veiled references and clever bon mots. Well you guessed right, it's true. I'm Batman.

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