October 20, 2003
Confessional
An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
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Man: Father, I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times.
Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?
Man: What sins?
Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?
Man: I'm Jewish.
Priest: Why are you telling me all this?
Man: I'm telling everybody!
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 20, 2003 08:56 PM (boNdg)
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Hahaha....that's great. And definitely good to read something humorous in the morning.
Posted by: Chewie at October 22, 2003 06:57 AM (qg4/e)
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