February 28, 2005

Conversations while driving

The maximum acceptable number of children in a car is two. I have proof.

Burger (3): Where are we going?

Lovely Wife: We're going home now.

Bacon (4): Are we there yet?

Me: Yeah, we're there. Hop on out.

Bacon: Are not! We're still driving!

Me: Why so we are!

Burger: Where are we going?

Lovely Wife: We're going home!

Bacon: I want to go home!

Me: We are going home!

Burger: Where are we going?

Me: We're going to Disney World.

Bear (5): Really?!?

Me: No. We're going home.

Bear: That bites.

One is the magic number, Clancy.

Posted by: Jim at 03:19 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 That will be up to the Mrs. I think she wants two. 3 I'll never agree to...

Posted by: Clancy at February 28, 2005 03:59 PM (JxYJc)

2 Agree? What is this "agree" thing you speak of? Foolish mortal! Hah hah hah hah ha!

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2005 04:01 PM (tyQ8y)

3 The gf and I went to our nephews third b-day party on Sunday. Even with just one half of the grand-family there (plus two uncles and one uncle gf--8 adults), I was stunned at the amount of noise three kids can make. Two, actually, since the youngest spent most of the time asleep. Believe you me: Zero is the magic number.

Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats at March 01, 2005 09:27 AM (L3qPK)

4 hehe...aren't kids great!

Posted by: Pam at March 01, 2005 04:13 PM (8oDTM)

5 I love children ... other people's children ;-)

Posted by: 8ZERO8 at March 01, 2005 07:08 PM (cxdq0)

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