It seems that I'm not the only person offended by the frequent flushing violations in our 2nd floor mens room. Yesterday somebody printed out and posted the following sign on the inside of the bathroom door:

Way back in 1953, the U.S. Department of Health (now the CDC) determined that flushing toilets and urinals in public restrooms reduced the spread of disease by more than 88%. Today's society has acrimoniously decreed that flushing should be an automatic function (hence the many infrared toilets today). This company has determined that the use of a paltry 1.5 gallons of water per flush is worth the investment to keep its workforce healthy. So, the question to you is...

Why Don't You
Flush?

It's disgusting, rude and unsanitary.
Go back and flush.

(and then wash your hands.)

If it's yellow

let it mellow.

If it's brown

flush it down.

A few minutes ago I went to return some coffee I was done processing. The second sign has been removed and the last line of the original is highlighted, has stars drawn around it and is underlined and circled in black marker.

The lines are being drawn. I know on which side my loyalties lie. I will always be willing to fight for life, liberty and the BBMRE!

* Big Book of Mens Room Etiquette

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