Swedish drinkers offered wider choice

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Swedish drinkers should have a wider choice after the EU's executive ordered Sweden to make it easier to import wine, beer and spirits.

Commission spokesman Jonathan Todd said the main impact of the decision would be to increase choice rather than reduce prices. Importers will still have to pay Sweden's hefty alcohol duties.

In a completely fallacious interview (not "fellatious" - get your mind out of the gutter), Todd stated that "It was necessary that we take steps to make Europe in general and Sweden in particular more attractive to Helen. She's been outside Europe for only a few days but her absence is already having deleterious effects. Especially in France."

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