Found this at Natalie Dee's:

you know that thing where you figure out your drag name by combining your first pet's name with the name of the street you grew up on? when i do mine, i end up with WHITEY ROACHWAY, which is not that awesome. my husband would be McFLY CLAYTON. this, also, does not really have connotations of being seductive while hiding your penis. my little sister would be ROMEO REED, which is actually kinda awesome, but not drag queen-y. no matter how you play the game, you will never end up with a real drag queen-sounding name like LADY MISS MARILYN VON SNEAKYDICK.

I'm one of the few who never heard of this method of devising your drag name but I'm game.

Let's see...

My first real pet that I actually remember was a German Shepherd named Tasha. The first address I can remember is Hampton Drive. 33 Hampton Drive, Freehold, NJ 07228. Not sure about the zip, it just sort of popped out, but the rest is definitely the address where I lived as a young teen.

So my drag name is Tasha Hampton.

Feh, not much of a drag name. If we used my current stats I'd be Dakota Castle. Now that's a bit better.

So what's your drag name?

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1 Rusty John Wells Not much of a drag name either. It actually sounds kind of broke down.

Posted by: Trey Givens at February 04, 2005 08:38 AM (yaMs/)

2 Abby Cantebury.?.?. Abby River (my current name) sounds better.

Posted by: Clancy at February 04, 2005 08:49 AM (JxYJc)

3 Mine would be: Ming Caliandra Current would be: Motley Sherwood

Posted by: Tiffani at February 04, 2005 09:03 AM (KE4Gu)

4 Lessee... I would be Ricky Cleveland, going by the way they say you're supposed to do it. It sounds more like a movie actress name, though - And I would switch out the 'y' to an 'i' or 'ie'. Ricki(e) Cleveland. Going by current stats, I would be Aiobhan Randolph, which sounds like someone you'd run into in a pub. Hmm. Or, we could try Caitlyn Ralph, which sounds like a model. This is what happens when you name your animals with people names. I guess I don't get a drag name.

Posted by: Claire at February 04, 2005 09:05 AM (FmPLy)

5 Call me Claudius Place, baby. Or, a later pet (named by my sister), would have me as Fluffy Place. I think I prefer the quiet dignity of Claudius Place, though.

Posted by: RP at February 04, 2005 09:44 AM (LlPKh)

6 Ok, my dog's name growing up was Octavious You know, after the Roman leader. I'm not even going to attempt it because it sounds more like a Politican then anything

Posted by: Machelle at February 04, 2005 09:52 AM (ZAyoW)

7 Mine's great. Muffin Red. How cool is that?

Posted by: Jeremy C. Wright at February 04, 2005 10:02 AM (LxmkC)

8 Caesar Marquette. Not too bad...

Posted by: Susie at February 04, 2005 10:05 AM (MYr06)

9 Do I smell a contest for points? No? oh...ok.

Posted by: Tiffani at February 04, 2005 10:15 AM (KE4Gu)

10 My dad named the dog before I was born. He thought it would be cool to name the dog Satan. I have a feeling I can't win this contest.

Posted by: Garret at February 04, 2005 12:30 PM (IOwam)

11 Abiding these rules mine would be Princess Red. If I was current -- and using my parent's pet (I have none) -- it would be Cocoa Allen. What did I win Jim?

Posted by: Kenny at February 04, 2005 12:40 PM (sVrPB)

12 This is some good stuff. Some of these are definitely point worthy. I'll let it run a bit and then pick my favorites. Maybe we'll have a poll to get some reader input for the best of the best. Yeah, that sounds good. We'll do that.

Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2005 01:07 PM (tyQ8y)

13 Samantha Melrose. Ugh, it sounds WAAAY too real...

Posted by: diamond dave at February 04, 2005 04:47 PM (l35ua)

14 I'd be Blizzard Front. That's just wrong.

Posted by: Kathleen at February 04, 2005 06:48 PM (KRj9x)

15 Bleh. I would be Checkers Merton. How geeky is that? Not very draggish. Current would be Fiona Sanbourn. Just a wee bit better.

Posted by: Boudicca at February 04, 2005 11:31 PM (z7nbM)

16 OK, I can do worse. When I lived in Southern California, my drag name would have been... Dusty 229th. My current name would be Ne-hi Grayfield. Sounds much better.

Posted by: diamond dave at February 04, 2005 11:33 PM (dRDfJ)

17 I always heard this combo gave you your PORN STAR name. Mine is Sean Apricot - which is pretty good!

Posted by: Oda Mae at February 05, 2005 03:52 AM (T0Hhk)

18 I've heard your pets name plus your mother's maiden name gives ya your porn star name...anyway.. Drag Queen names: ShyAnne Havenwood Current: Artemis Ganahl

Posted by: Holly at February 05, 2005 08:59 AM (Wkg+N)

19 My first name would be "Baby" which sounds like the name of a drag queen or maybe a porn star but the last name....? "Third" or maybe I could cheat and use Street, like Della Street on Perry Mason. Yea, I'd have to cheat and go with Baby Street.

Posted by: Nanc' at February 05, 2005 11:36 AM (KJQ9X)

20 I am Maxi Hemlock. Less porn star, more serial killer maybe.

Posted by: Helen at February 07, 2005 04:16 AM (y74Wc)

21 Me, the six-year-old drag queen: Snowball Hacienda. Not bad. Me, the ten-year-old drag queen: Patches La Palma. Hmm. Me, the teen drag queen: Rusty Briarwood. Wait, that's my p0rn name. And me, drag queen of today: Qiti Lexington. Ahh. That one fits like a Gucci glove. But nothing compares with the real things: Ida Slapter, Eva Destruction, Lois Carmen Denominator, Tequila Mockingbird...

Posted by: Darren at February 19, 2005 03:42 PM (9RUZX)

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