1 Okay, that's demented. I like it. Where'd you find it? Are they internet-only or is this one of those things that originates from that mysterious box in my living room that my boyfriend claims is called a terri--no, tommi--no, "television?" That thing he watches that there football on and stuff?

2 It's at Homestarrunner, Strongbad Emails [sb emails link at the bottom of the home page]. Be prepared to waste great amounts of time there. It's freaking hillarious.