June 03, 2005
Fun in the elevator
As soon as the elevator stops at a floor yell out "Oh my God! The doors are stuck!"
Comments are disabled.
Post is locked.
Leap to the doors and wedge your fingers into the crack. Strain like mighty Hercules forcing open the vaulted doors of Gehenna as the elevator doors open. When the doors have opened, step back with a sigh of relief and say "It's safe now."
This works even better when you do it at multiple floors so people see you do it more than once.
Additional: As each person leaves the elevator say "Your welcome" or "Looks like you owe me one".
Posted by: Jim at
08:50 AM
| Comments (3)
| Add Comment
Post contains 107 words, total size 1 kb.
1
My brother and I were in a full elevator in chinatown in San Fran when he decided to have a little fun with the locals who like to act as tho they don't speak English. He stood in the back corner and under his breath mumbled "Man...i don't feel so good..." then proceeded to make wretching noises over a few chinese heads. Talk about clearing out an elevator! I was on the floor peeing and laughing for a good 5 minutes after that one... :-P
Posted by: Pam at June 04, 2005 12:25 AM (UMYVh)
2
I received an e-mail recently about all the annoying things you can do in the elevator. One day I'll get up enough nerve to do them---in Hebrew.
Posted by: Rachel Ann at June 06, 2005 08:27 AM (Jgwqx)
3
Happen to be continue for every time each and every good friend . feels she has a slight transcendency for several more.
clarisonic mia reviews
clarisonic mia reviews
Posted by: clarisonic mia reviews at November 19, 2012 10:02 AM (334wa)
17kb generated in CPU 0.0284, elapsed 0.109 seconds.
87 queries taking 0.0929 seconds, 229 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.
87 queries taking 0.0929 seconds, 229 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.
