February 14, 2005

Happy Valentine's Day!

Still at a loss for what to get that special someone on this most important of Hallmark Holidays? Just remember the prime directive of gift giving maxims:

Flowers say "I'm sorry", chocolate says "I love you".

Or if you want to go on the cheap, reading material always works well. Send hubby or hubbette to the New Blog Carnival Showcase Extravaganza or to the venerable classic The Best of Me Symphony.

Heh. I define "bait and switch". Worship me, marketers of yore.

Posted by: Jim at 08:33 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 What do chocolate flowers say?

Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats at February 14, 2005 09:12 AM (L3qPK)

2 Never send chocolate flowers. Those say "I'm sorry I love you".

Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2005 09:14 AM (MDLz3)

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