April 30, 2004

Hey, spam guys! Are y'all okay?

I'm getting worried about you guys. I only had 31 spam messages this morning. If you take out the 7 virus mails that's only 24 valid spams! Are you not feeling well?

I sure hope you're not getting sick. Maybe you got freaked by those four Michigan spammers who are getting prosecuted under spam and mail fraud statutes. I wouldn't worry about that too much. I mean those guys were selling a blatantly fraudulent product. Your cia|i$ might not really work as advertised but you're always careful to cover yourselves with the "diet supplement" blanket. The most they could get you for would be the five years for breaking the anti-spam laws.

So anyway, if you are getting sick I'd be thrilled to help you out. I've got this vitamin patch that is absolutely guaranteed to reduce your flu and cold symptoms by up to 50% as well as cut the duration of your illness in half. Just keep an eye on your inbox, you'll see it.

Posted by: Jim at 09:07 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 I got tons of spam plus several viruses,some from my beloved stepmother-in-law....

Posted by: LW at April 30, 2004 10:14 AM (saeHM)

2 A few guilty verdicts will render you a very lonely man. What will you do with yourself without spam email?

Posted by: Larry at April 30, 2004 06:24 PM (6TcYT)

3 I just don't know. Where would I get my prescription drugs for less? Where would I get my pills to be h@rd all weekend? I'd be lost without my spammers.

Posted by: Jim at April 30, 2004 06:44 PM (saeHM)

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