So if you can't tell, the mystery guests are people who know me. I hide their identites to protect the innocent. Namely, me. We'll name this next contestant...'John'.

SBD: Margaret Thatcher
John: Oh my God. A case.

What about that monkey from those CareerBuilder.com commercials?
A keg. At least. And a stunt cock.

Oprah Winfrey
Hm...that's tough. I think a 12-pack.
John's Girlfriend: Ew.
Well, she's rich...
John's Girlfriend: You're not who I thought you were.

Rosie O'Donnel
She's a dyke though. It should be how many would it take her. Oh man...I don't know.
You gotta guess...
I'mma say...four 40's.

Mrs. Piggy
Daaa....I...six pack. That's all I'd need for her.

Yourself
How many beers?? Hmm..
John's Girlfriend: I'd say at least two cases.

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