April 28, 2004

I wonder...

If you put Ann Coulter and Hillary Clinton in the same room, could the resultant energy surge be used to power the Enterprise's warp coil?

Posted by: Jim at 02:58 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 Probably not. But it would likely provide enough power to run your Orek vacuum and clean up the hair.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at April 28, 2004 04:27 PM (UquFN)

2 With the combined egos, I doubt that you could fit them both in a room at the same time.

Posted by: MojoMark at April 28, 2004 06:38 PM (E+LQu)

3 What you do to get them in the same room is lure Ann into that VAB building in Florida where they build space shuttles with a new leather skirt. THEN you get some really big magnets and trail of jelly-beans (or pennies) leading into that same building... and yes. Warp 8 at least.

Posted by: Trey Givens at April 28, 2004 10:17 PM (5SqRA)

4 Make Chernobyl look like a campfire. And yes, I'd shell out LOADS of cash for a pay-per-view event of that one.

Posted by: El Jefe at April 29, 2004 12:49 PM (8Pv/P)

5 nahh without dilithium to control the reaction they'd just annihilate one another in a burst of energy. But the resultant explosion would be truly awesome! It would almost be work it to rid the world of billary.

Posted by: SpaceMonkey at May 03, 2004 04:58 PM (DN55C)

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