November 03, 2006

Instafiction #5

I'm growing this plant on my kitchen windowsill. Right above the big alabaster double-sinks, on the 80-year old wood ledge at the base of the sinlge plateglass windows. It gets cold in the kitchen during the winter, but the sun that beams through on that side of the house keeps the plant well.

I was sitting in the breakfast nook this morning, enjoying my 6am cup of coffee and relishing in that intense light that slides through during the early winter hours. Just basking, sipping, gearing up - when I heard the sound. It was loud, but clear and crisp. Almost like the world smallest firecracker had gone off in my inner ear. The tiniest assault rifle had been fired from withing my cochlea.

I looked up and noticed that a tiny shard of the clay pot holding my plant had splintered off into the sink. It clattered against the ceramic surface. I slid my glance back up to the pot, and I could actually see the roots pushing out on the potter. The stone was swelling, flexing on all sides. Jesus.

With a periceing crackle the potter finally shattered into countless micropebbles, red and burning, raining down on the room. Fire was literally falling from the ceiling in my kitchen, as was potting soil and the occasional leaf or root. I hid under the table and shut my eyes.

This isn't happening.

This isn't happening.

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1 oaira iisutbx

Posted by: Bertram at November 07, 2006 01:34 PM (qo4Ai)

2 To come off with flying colours... Jasper

Posted by: Jasper at November 24, 2006 01:37 PM (9DiCf)

3 Enough is as good as a feast... Phillip

Posted by: Phillip at November 24, 2006 01:38 PM (9uMHb)

4 The last straw breaks the camel's back... Enoch

Posted by: Enoch at November 24, 2006 01:44 PM (BqsFj)

5 Cleanliness is next to godliness... Thadeus

Posted by: Thadeus at November 24, 2006 01:48 PM (zjjbC)

6 The longest day has an end... Adam

Posted by: Adam at November 29, 2006 10:53 AM (9aAOE)

7 A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will... Garnett

Posted by: Garnett at November 29, 2006 11:01 AM (6A4lu)

8 Forbidden fruit is sweet... Geoffrey

Posted by: Geoffrey at November 29, 2006 10:06 PM (6RWQV)

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