May 21, 2004

It's fuck spooge on* Michael Moore Friday!

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You probably already caught it from the title but there's a bit of profanity in this one. I also call Moore a fat fuck once or twice, totally eschewing the 'gravity challenged' PC terminology for the terminally obese.

It wasn't intentional but every post so far today has held a dig on France's favorite so I might as well go with the flow.

Here's one from Rachel Lucas that tickles me. She's designed the Orca (tm) Michael Moore range target (full size version available at her place).

What Moorisms do you have? Trackback or link it in the comments here. Or just spout off in the comments here. Openly vitriolic comments encouraged. I'll start you off with some humor:

Q: How many Michael Moores does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. That fat fuck wouldn't have a clue how to do something constructive that would actually reveal things that are in darkness. And what's with suggesting that there could be more than one Michael Moore? You sick bastard.

UPDATE: Claire has the scoop on Mikey's eveningwear. Monitor/liquids warning for this one.

* Title corrected. As LeeAnn notes in the comments, nobody in their right mind would fuck Michael Moore.

Posted by: Jim at 08:18 PM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Regarding the title of this post, as the GM1 so delicately puts it, I wouldn't fuck Michael Moore unless I had a stage-three-syphlitic camel's dick handy.

Posted by: LeeAnn at May 21, 2004 12:44 PM (HxCeX)

2 Agreed. I've edited the title accordingly.

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2004 12:52 PM (IOwam)

3 I love it when I use my powers for good instead of evil.

Posted by: LeeAnn at May 23, 2004 05:28 PM (HxCeX)

4 Um, attacking the man for his documentaries by attacking his weight problem is a pretty lame straw man, Jim. Yes, he's in awful shape and will likely die soon but so what. America is the nation of the obese.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at May 25, 2004 06:41 PM (YkElu)

5 Just channeling my inner Franklin. ;-)

Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2004 10:38 PM (saeHM)

6 we uns aint got no nede fer no fancy pants big werds colleage boys like mikal more an jon kery, all we uns nede is a good ol boy like bush what kin teach us kids how ta put a x on our welfare checks and are gun permits so we kin hep fite them there long haird terriers

Posted by: greg stomberg at June 17, 2004 11:15 AM (9WPFy)

7 No, no, no! How many times do I have to tell you? It's rag head terriers. The long hairs are the hippies and we're not allowed to shoot them.

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2004 11:16 AM (IOwam)

8 dat be write, we uns aint got no ejecajion cause a dem dere irakis stealing all our jobs, bush don did gude on my etitcatjion in tecksas and his no chile lef behine program dat ate all the real edjicajion funds up, his jobz pergam hepped me get on the welfaarre an all aor kidz nede to know iz ta sign a x to inlest in miltary were dey belonz, moore is a big wordz no it all who aint got no buzzinezz trying to tach aour kidz a what fer

Posted by: greg stomberg at July 19, 2004 01:33 PM (0LzT2)

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