So recently the company I work for signed a contract for a large purchase. We spent just under one year shopping vendors, whittling down our top choices, and then negotiating with each one. This afternoon I sat down with 2 other guys from my company and the sales rep for the company we decided to go with. The first thing I notice about the sales rep (and something that has always bugged me about him) was his goddamned dirty fucking fingernails.

Listen asshole, if we're going to make a six million dollar purchase with you, clean your god forsaken fingernails! What the hell is wrong with you? This dipshit is taking home comission on six mils and he doesn't even bother to take a goddamned shower before he shows up? What the ever loving hell is up with that? Fuckin' ell! I make a fraction of what this toady bastard hauls in every year and even I can manage to keep myself clean!

We buy capital fuckin' assets from Pigpen. I'm on the wrong side of the business.

Posted by: shank at 03:42 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 You think that's bad? It turns out that our rep for my last big software purchase is Canadian. Canadian!!

Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2007 07:19 PM (oqu5j)

2 Finally the money is comin' up north muthafackas!!

Posted by: Oorgo at May 28, 2007 12:03 PM (ZUQGo)

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