December 05, 2005

Let me count the waysÂ…

Man, do I hate Ashton Kutcher.

Once in a blue moon IÂ’ll try to sit through an episode of PunkÂ’d when the remote is out of reach. I find it unbearable. How many times can they threaten to tow somebodyÂ’s car?

My dream is that someday when he comes running out at the end, grinning like a fucking idiot, the “celebrity” won’t know or care who he is and proceeds to beat the living shit out of him. I’m talking on the ground, trying to cover his face and head while somebody’s posse keeps on kicking and kicking him.

At least IÂ’m honest.

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1 That would be too cool. I can see it in my mind's eye. Arms wrapped around his head, curled into a fetal position, trying to breath and scream at the same time as somebody repeatedly kicks him in the solar plexus. That's good TV right there.

Posted by: Jim at December 06, 2005 05:22 AM (oqu5j)

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