May 21, 2004
Michael Moore is back on my Christmas list!
I've finally found the perfect gift for him. And under $20 too!
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The “Mind Molester” produces a one-second electronic chirp about once every 4 minutes. Due to the chirp’s duration, frequency, and sound characteristics, it’s a very, very difficult, time-consuming, frustrating and maddening task to locate the unit. And even if they find it, they’ll have no idea what it is. The number of effective locations to plant the “Mind Molester” is limited only by your imagination. Of course, this device is for use on deserving subjects only.
I wonder if there's a discount for bulk purchases...
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Lovely thought... so many tempting uses.
Bit pricey, though.
Posted by: Harvey at May 21, 2004 02:12 PM (tJfh1)
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that's pure eeeeevil.
Posted by: SpaceMonkey at May 22, 2004 10:17 PM (qSKHX)
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That's vintage Vonnegut. Read his short story “Harrison Bergeron”. Then see if you can find any irony whatsoever in your post.
Elderbear
Fighting creeping fascism one HTML tag at a time.
Posted by: Elderbear at May 27, 2004 02:00 PM (lgMLO)
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