January 14, 2004

My dad was not too bright

When I was 6, I asked him where babies came from, and he said, "The stork!"

I replied incredulously, "You fucked a stork?"

Posted by: Jim at 07:05 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 You're shittin' me, right? I mean, I saw the category and everything but that has the ring of truth to it. I swear you're funnier than that dude over at Anger Management.

Posted by: Victor at January 14, 2004 07:57 AM (L3qPK)

2 Yup, it's pure joking there. I stopped saying Fuck at around 4, when I could finally say the "TR" sound, and didn't start again until I was 7.

Posted by: Jim at January 14, 2004 08:16 AM (IOwam)

3 I didn't know that your dad was THAT tolerant.I mean...you are still alive after saying that. ;-)

Posted by: LW at January 14, 2004 08:48 AM (fkewd)

4 When my son was about six he asted me the question, and I spun some nonsense about ordering him from the baby factory. So he went to his mother and told her that I didn't know.

Posted by: triticale at January 14, 2004 09:10 PM (Ypal2)

5 Our oldest thinks they come straight from the docters office.Last week I let him watch "birth day" on Discovery Health channel,so he saw the whole nine yards.He asked me if the baby (just born) cried because of all the doctors and that he doesn't believe that babies are born naked,because our yougest had clothes on when he came home!

Posted by: LW at January 15, 2004 08:26 AM (fkewd)

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