When the heat tops 95 and the humidity goes with it, when just walking out the door causes a film of sweat to sheen upon the skin, when walking across the parking lot is a painful experience and even the act of sitting down no longer brings comfort, it becomes very apparent that it is way past time to trim the ball hair.
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TMI alarm! Clang, clang, clang, clang!
Posted by: diamond dave at July 22, 2005 05:00 PM (NEUph)
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The alternate ending was:
..no longer brings comfort, you suddenly realize that it really is possible to wait too long to shave your balls.
Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2005 05:34 PM (tyQ8y)
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Shaving's safer.
Nothing's worse than accidentally snipping skin instead of hair.
Posted by: Harvey at July 22, 2005 05:58 PM (ubhj8)
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To complete the Too Much Information we'd need pictures and/or an in depth step by step account of the ball trimming activity
Posted by: DeAnna at July 22, 2005 06:16 PM (IdVP4)
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Jim Jim Jim....... TMI!!!!! TMI!!!!!!! LOL
Posted by: Denise at July 22, 2005 06:41 PM (JTlEe)
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Who recommended shaving?--I can't think of much worse than itchy ball stubble in 90% humidity, myself.
But I'm sure Jim can. Jim excels at the gross-out.
Posted by: ilyka at July 22, 2005 06:43 PM (wdZJH)
Posted by: Morrigan at July 22, 2005 07:55 PM (kUzIM)
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Have LW take care of 'em...or pull 'em out like a MAN!
Posted by: Victor at July 22, 2005 10:28 PM (IBRcA)
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Ack! And I can't believe my sister is giving you alternatives! That may even make this whole thing worse!
Posted by: Bou at July 22, 2005 10:50 PM (5JHEt)
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Wow.
I don't think I needed to know this about you, Jim. Or about anyone, for that matter.
I'm so glad I'm not male.
Posted by: songstress7 at July 23, 2005 03:18 PM (ie93s)
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I'm thinking the stubble will suck. So you better keep up with that!
Posted by: Sissy at July 23, 2005 11:32 PM (uXS+O)
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95? 95? It's 102 here in STL. Factor in the humitidy and the stupid factor and it really fells like 112. WHEEE!
Posted by: Jeff at July 24, 2005 04:05 PM (17wfq)
Posted by: Mitzi at July 25, 2005 07:14 AM (WUm8R)
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Harvey - You cursed me, you bastard. 20 years of trimming without incident have ended.
DeAnna - That'll be available on my other site,
Snooze Button Wet Dreams.
ilyka - Damn straight. In fact, I took the King Gross-Out title from Harvey himself.
Morrigan - No can do. Chemical depilitories either smell or feel like they are burning off the follicles. Never shall such evil approach my nethers.
Sissy - Stubble isn't a real problem. My scrotal hair is soft and silky at any length.
Posted by: Jim at July 25, 2005 08:18 AM (tyQ8y)
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Should've known you wouldn't address the ball-hair pulling issue, since you cook on propane.
Posted by: Victor at July 25, 2005 06:29 PM (IBRcA)
Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2005 03:12 PM (tyQ8y)
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