June 03, 2005

Our benevolent dictator

Jim's such a benevolent dictator if he wins the lottery he's going to buy us all a big ass present. I am super grateful and don't want to come across as an ingrate, so if he wins I'm hoping he'll use part of the money he would have otherwise spent on me to have Xzibit and MTV Pimp His Ride.

That's right, it'd no longer be a Milk White Mini-Van for my Boy.
He'd be pimptastic cruisin' in this ride:

Posted by: phin at 11:05 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Freakin sweet!

Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2005 11:26 AM (tyQ8y)

2 Hmm.. Needs a rear spoiler the size of a pool table- Because, ya know- The BroodMobile needs downforce. Oh- And a set of "Rent-a-rims".

Posted by: Rob at June 03, 2005 01:47 PM (i3q83)

3 Who said you could use 'big ass' as an adjective for present? The term 'big ass' is one I have recently selected for use as my own. Like, I'm going to get a 'big ass' coke, do you want one? Or, I'm making a 'big ass' mug of tea, join me? It must be carefully employed. Unfortunately, now I'm just making a big ass out of myself!!

Posted by: knpepper at June 04, 2005 07:22 PM (H2H4p)

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