Ms. Coworker: Don't freak out or anything, but I had a dream about you last night.

Sir Coworker: A dream about me?

Ms. Coworker: Well, you were in it. You, me and Bob. We were in the telecon room talking with Kansas City and I looked over at you and you had this monstrous bugger [that's 'booger' through a hellacious accent] hanging out your nose.

Sir Coworker: Gross.

Ms. Coworker: Yeah. Totally. I tried to let you know without saying anything so KC wouldn't know but you just looked at me like I was a freak.

Sir Coworker: What about Bob?

Ms. Coworker: Um...I don't know. I guess he was just gone then.

Sir Coworker: Freaky.

Ms. Coworker: Yeah. But then I emailed you about the bugger so you would know about it, only I sent it to the group by accident. All the KC people were going on like "Ewwww! Gross! It's huge!" like they could all of a sudden see it or something.

Sir Coworker: Weird.

Ms. Coworker: Yeah. So you picked it and I was like "Gag", you know? But it wasn't really a bugger. It was your brain coming out your nose.

Sir Coworker: That is fucked up.

Ms. Coworker: Yeah! Then it got weird.

Sir Coworker: That wasn't weird enough?

Ms. Coworker: Okay, it got weirder. Suddenly I was you and you were me looking at me picking the brain bugger. It was me all the time only I was confused or something because my brains were coming out of my nose.

Sir Coworker: That is one seriously weird dream.

Ms. Coworker: Yeah! Oh, my microwave is done. See you later.

Sir Coworker: Later!

Me: [suddenly and conclusively no longer hungry]

Posted by: Jim at 11:02 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
Post contains 276 words, total size 2 kb.

1 I'm confused... was that really a bugger, or a booger? The post makes a lot more sense with the latter.

Posted by: Garret at December 23, 2004 11:34 AM (IOwam)

2 Clarification added. The word was 'booger' but the pronunciation was 'bugger'. I always strive to represent authentic flavor.

Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2004 11:41 AM (tyQ8y)

3 mmmm... buggers & brains... I don't understand the last line of this post ;-)

Posted by: Harvey at December 24, 2004 09:51 AM (tJfh1)

4 Stuff like this is why I went back to work for pay. You can't make stuff like that up... Free entertainment...

Posted by: Boudicca at December 24, 2004 09:11 PM (ogaj7)

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