Every once in a while I'll get curious about what people who find this site were looking for. I'll put on my rubber gloves and my thickest apron and check in the referral logs. Here, for your amusement, are some of the most recent search phrases that have brought people to Snooze Button Dreams. As always, my smarmy comments follow.

do you bite your thumb
No. And I stopped sucking on it months ago.

there's a party in my pants
Am I invited?

rape stories written by authors
I think that if it's written it sort of has to be by an author. Can you have a rape story written by a non-author? rape fantasy
This is actually a dominance/control fetish. Go for it if that's your thang just decide on a safety word first, m'kay?

rape fantasy blog
Okay, you're starting to creep me out a little bit here. Could we please move on?

kids wet dreams
Fortunately I've got a few years before this will become a problem. The wet dreams my kids are having now are handled by pull-ups or diapers.

snooze game
Snoozing is not a game! It's more properly classified as a hobby.

bloody penguins
Methinks you are looking for Glenn Reynold's site. And may I just say "ewww"?

hot sexy sluts
See previous item.

nervous breakdown common symptons
The number one symptom is the complete loss of prepositions and conjunctions.

origins how much is that doggy
It wasn't by Origins, it's from Patti Page.

"shawn cassidy" music
That's the best oxymoron I've heard in ages!

difference between art and porn
The difference is whether you pay the actress up front or as a part of the profits.

noise polution lyrics
Shawn Cassidy again?

get your ass to mars
And while you're there you can visit Ted Rall and the editors of the Boston Globe.

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