February 25, 2005

Quotes to remember

"Separate but equal" applies to only two things in this world - earrings and breasts.

Be the first person to name the quotee and win 3 points!

Posted by: Jim at 01:10 PM | Comments (26) | Add Comment
Post contains 33 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Liz Taylor or Anna Nicole Smith both come to mind.

Posted by: Clancy at February 25, 2005 01:17 PM (JxYJc)

2 Good guesses, but nope - neither of them.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 01:29 PM (tyQ8y)

3 Oprah Winfrey?

Posted by: kathleen at February 25, 2005 01:45 PM (KRj9x)

4 Whoopi Goldberg?

Posted by: kathleen at February 25, 2005 01:45 PM (KRj9x)

5 Man, I just had the wierdest thought. What if you combined Oprah Winfrey and Whitney Houston? What would Oprah Whitney be like? Oh, and no - those aren't right either.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 01:51 PM (tyQ8y)

6 Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree; Chris Rock?

Posted by: kathleen at February 25, 2005 02:32 PM (KRj9x)

7 The quotee is considerably more like Chris Rock than any of the other guesses.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 02:36 PM (tyQ8y)

8 The only person I can imagine saying something like that is George Carlin. With alot of F words thrown in there.

Posted by: Tiffani at February 25, 2005 02:44 PM (KE4Gu)

9 Eddie Murphy? Rodney Dangerfield?

Posted by: Clancy at February 25, 2005 02:54 PM (JxYJc)

10 ooh Rodney Dangerfields a good one!! Would have never thought of that!

Posted by: Tiffani at February 25, 2005 03:00 PM (KE4Gu)

11 Tiffani is a bit closer. He was once described as the bastard love child of George Carlin and Harry Anderson. It was a self-description.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 03:00 PM (tyQ8y)

12 Sam Kinison (Sp?)

Posted by: Tiffani at February 25, 2005 03:15 PM (KE4Gu)

13 Sam Kinison never said "breasts" in his life. "Titties", sure. "Breasts", never.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 03:19 PM (tyQ8y)

14 bastard love child of George Carlin and Harry Anderson Harry Anderson!?!?!? (Is he still alive?) Anyway, that hint really threw me for a loop. I mean - Harry Anderson!? And for whatever reason I couldn't get Dana Carvey out of my mind after that, but that seemed to be missing the George Carlin part and Dana has never played a very brainey Harry Anderson like role... Anyway, in some weird way that led me to my final guess (for now): Jon Stewart.

Posted by: Clancy at February 25, 2005 03:54 PM (JxYJc)

15 I have two more guesses - can I use them?

Posted by: Tiffani at February 25, 2005 04:06 PM (KE4Gu)

16 Nope. Not Jon Stewart. This guy is definitely not a liberal. Go for it Tiffani. There's no limit on guesses. So long as nobody puts out a list of a gajillion at a time.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 04:19 PM (tyQ8y)

17 BobCat Goldthwait or Gilbert Godfrey

Posted by: TIffani at February 25, 2005 04:24 PM (KE4Gu)

18 This is a normal voiced person. Gilbert Godrey? Oh, Lord.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 04:26 PM (tyQ8y)

19 Ugh...You wear me out..

Posted by: Tiffani at February 25, 2005 05:00 PM (KE4Gu)

20 If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that... You guys are guessing lots of established professional comedians. This guy is funny but he's not a professional comedian.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 05:37 PM (MDLz3)

21 Now this is getting personal. Richard Jeni? Dennis Miller?

Posted by: kathleen at February 25, 2005 05:39 PM (KRj9x)

22 My final guess: Will Smith.

Posted by: kathleen at February 25, 2005 05:48 PM (KRj9x)

23 Okay, I'm going to have to give a bigger hint. I fear my previous ones have locked you off target. He's a blogger.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 05:52 PM (MDLz3)

24 Hmmm... Blogger.... And references to breasts - could it be Harvey? (Or perhaps one Mr. James Peacock.)

Posted by: Clancy at February 25, 2005 06:35 PM (lJX9L)

25 Ding, ding, ding! Yours truly, birthmonger of trite and humorous sayings.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 06:40 PM (MDLz3)

26 Whoo Hooo!

Posted by: Clancy at February 25, 2005 08:06 PM (lJX9L)

Hide Comments | Add Comment

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
20kb generated in CPU 0.0946, elapsed 0.1506 seconds.
86 queries taking 0.132 seconds, 211 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.