August 16, 2004
Things I never thought I would say to a three year-old
"Move it back and forth! If all you are doing is sucking on it you aren't doing it right."
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(Redemption is in the extended entry. Or at least a defense.) This was about brushing teeth.
There is no need to notify DFACS.
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That legal in Georgia?
Posted by: RP at August 16, 2004 08:04 PM (X3Lfs)
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A harmonica! (I am guessing this is a guessing contest.)
Posted by: Rachel Ann at August 17, 2004 02:16 AM (8T53U)
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I was thinking of making it a guessing contest but I chickened out. Knowing some of my regular readers the responses could have been...spooky. The explanation is in the extended entry.
And RP? Just about everything is legal in Georgia. Ewww.
Posted by: Jim at August 17, 2004 05:30 AM (q6E0D)
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What are you worried about, I said the same to my daughter. I also told her the word "blow" should only ever be associated with birthday cake candles.
Posted by: Simon at August 17, 2004 06:29 AM (OyeEA)
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Argh.
I clicked on the extended entry but missed the line. (I am a bit dyslexic. I can actully miss something a lot of times, even if I'm looking for something. I can go over and over it and it just isn't there for me. Weird that.)
Posted by: Rachel Ann at August 17, 2004 09:32 AM (8T53U)
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Be glad you don't have teenage daughters. Mine are infamous for hollering TMI (too much information) across the house. I once had to announce that the only "period" I wanted to hear about was AT THE END OF A SENTENCE!
I won't even go into honorable (or dishonorable)discharges...
Posted by: diamond dave at August 17, 2004 06:14 PM (r8BvQ)
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