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Sultry female: Hey, what's that you're holding?

Studly fella: A little something I call 'total happiness'.

Sultry female: Well you got some total happiness on your shirt.

Now what are you thinking right now? Yeah, that's what I though. You dirty, dirty bird.

With video:

Female suit walks up to an office building security desk.

Female suit: Hey, what's that you're holding?

Security guard sits up from his half-reclined position, holding a 12" meatball sub in his hands.

Security guard: A little something I call 'total happiness'.

Security guard smiles goofily.

Female suit gets the "what a jackass" look on her face.

Female suit: Well you got some total happiness on your shirt.

Security guard looks down at his shirt while the goofy smile turns into the "I'm such a jackass" look.

Switch to close up of sub on Subway wrapper.

Sometimes less is more.

(Lovely Wife pointed this one out to me.)

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